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The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!! — Page 3

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Bingowings said:

Keep him in perfect health and immortal in a protective bubble until the heat death of the rest of the universe and then give him a choice of floating in a uniform sea of infinitely spaced electrons forever or burst the bubble and create a new universe, a Frink universe.

L, M, N, O...K?

PROBATION!!

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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^I don't think that's how you play the game.

Stick him in a fridge and shoot him into the Grand Canyon.

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Darth Solo said:

Akwat iS a lazy frink impersonator, that kicks a man whilst hes down.

Hmmm. The word "is," even when the second letter is bolded, certainly doesn't begin with an "s." Simultaneously (heh), your post does not constitute a proposed Frink assassination method. So, even without mentioning your little personal attack, I think I'm justified in putting you on...

PROBATION!!

:P

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Tell everyone the truth about Frink's Mom.

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I don't think I even WANT to know what that entails...

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Wipe away his tears with a chainsaw.

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Play Xylophone on his teeth with a pair of hammers !

Make a red dragon Yawns his pestilencial breath in his face...

... Zip the bag, and send him back to his mom !!!