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The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!! — Page 2

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TV's Frink said:

Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.

I hate to burst your bubble (especially since I've already gone and created a thread devoted solely to plotting your untimely demise), but "great" is actually meant to modify "thread," not "Frink." But I suppose if you're into reader-response criticism, then by all means let the appreciation flow.

Also, ABC, you've earned your way out of PROBATION via your unbridled enthusiasm. Given the macabre nature of this thread, I'm not sure whether or not that's a good thing. But congratulations nonetheless.

And, to keep things moving:

Xylophone, giant: drop one on him from the twenty-seventh window!

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Aaahh. I was just thinking about: X-ray is liver and send the shot to his wife !

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un-Yellow his skin with stain remover

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Akwat Kbrana said:

TV's Frink said:

Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.

I hate to burst your bubble (especially since I've already gone and created a thread devoted solely to plotting your untimely demise), but "great" is actually meant to modify "thread," not "Frink." But I suppose if you're into reader-response criticism, then by all means let the appreciation flow.

I knew exactly what you meant, but I didn't care.  :p

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Leguman said:

... Just  Zap what remains ...!

lol!

 

Well, that was fun.  

What next?

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Geeze, ABC; one would think you had it in for Frink, given your rapidfire assassination proposals. Or maybe you just have the hots for Frink...

Maybe give everybody else a chance to string 'im up this time? ;)

Arm a small tactical thermonuclear device and stick it up his nose.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Bore a hole in his brain and fill it with slugs.

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Castrate him with safety pins, then use those same safety pins to poke out his eyes and stab his heart.

...what?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Akwat Kbrana said:

Geeze, ABC; one would think you had it in for Frink, given your rapidfire assassination proposals. Or maybe you just have the hots for Frink...

Damn him to hell by sending him on a date with ABC.

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FAIL him from the cheezburger network.  Frink would cease to exist as we know him without memes.

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Insist that he throw himself into the Grand Canyon.

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Just simply put him on ignore forever(everyone that is). Then we would sort of kill his audience, to an extent*

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TV's Frink said:

Kick him in the balls repeatedly.

 

You absolutely wanted an occasion to say you have ones !... *sceptical*

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Marry him and Nag him to death. 

Volunteers?  I'm looking at you, ABC . . .

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Open a Lawyers Office and attack him for harassment toward OT.comers. (Heavy debts for his entire life assured).

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Keep him in perfect health and immortal in a protective bubble until the heat death of the rest of the universe and then give him a choice of floating in a uniform sea of infinitely spaced electrons forever or burst the bubble and create a new universe, a Frink universe.

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Was that a 'P' or not bingo?? Either way, push him into quick sand, and watch that yellow scoundrel slowly sink to his demise.

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Rant about politics in one of his threads