TV's Frink said:

Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.

I hate to burst your bubble (especially since I've already gone and created a thread devoted solely to plotting your untimely demise), but "great" is actually meant to modify "thread," not "Frink." But I suppose if you're into reader-response criticism, then by all means let the appreciation flow.

Also, ABC, you've earned your way out of PROBATION via your unbridled enthusiasm. Given the macabre nature of this thread, I'm not sure whether or not that's a good thing. But congratulations nonetheless.

And, to keep things moving:

Xylophone, giant: drop one on him from the twenty-seventh window!