Recently, Warb proposed that somebody start a new thread "where we plot how to kill Frink." Frink liked the idea, so in response to this overwhelming demand, Akwat Kbrana Inc. proudly presents you with...this thread! The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!
Here's how it works: rather than just randomly posting your ideas for Frink assassination, we'll make the process into a game! Each proposal must begin with the letter of the alphabet which follows the first letter of the previous proposal. For example
Flay him alive!
Give him a lethal atomic wedgie!
Heap thirteen tons of curdled tapioca on him!
See how that alphabet thing works? Pretty clever, eh?
It should go without saying that anyone who fails to follow this pre-arranged alphabetic structure, can consider him/herself on PROBATION!!!
I'll start: Asphyxiation!!
DISCLAIMER: This thread is not intended to eventuate in any actual Frink assassination, and it should be stressed that Akwat Kbrana Inc. strongly opposed any actual violence. (Except for violence toward zombies, which is a hoot and a half.) The purpose of this thread is merely to postulate how we would assassinate Frink if we were actually going to do so. Which...y'know...we aren't.
(Updated) That being said, anybody who actually assassinates Frink can consider him/herself on TRIPLE SECRET PROBATION and shall thereafter hold the title of PERMANENT ASSHAT. Now, let the comic hilarity ensue.