Random Thoughts — Page 70

Author: Bingowings
Time: 15-Nov-2010 12:59 PM
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Our boiler has been on the fritz today so I had to wait in for the chap to come around.

It has been freezing cold in Chateau Bingowings (Linda Blair's bedroom cold) but as luck may have it Michael at the corner shop convinced me to buy some Magic Gloves.

"Magic Gloves?", you may ask.

They are magic indeed. not only are they day-glo orange but they have day-glo orange and black striped fingerless mits over the top of them.

If I find myself in a situation where I am standing next to someone without gloves I can remove and wear the mits and offer the gloves to a shivering stranger.

Truly the marvel of the age at 99p a pair.

I can also do a pretty good impersonation of the Jon Pertwee Doctor Who titles with my hands while wearing them.

It's a miracle.

Author: none
Time: 16-Nov-2010 8:05 AM
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New Girl Talk album - "All Day"

http://www.illegal-art.net/allday/

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Nov-2010 9:55 AM
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Author: Bingowings
Time: 16-Nov-2010 11:55 AM
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One should never direct profane language at a penguin, the results can be quite apocalyptic.

Author: Sluggo
Time: 16-Nov-2010 12:10 PM
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I want to cuss at all penguins. What with their marching around on their happy feet and all. It makes me sick!

Author: Bingowings
Time: 16-Nov-2010 12:15 PM
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Wookies don't give you hard stares and peck you when you cuss them, penguins are known to do that.

Author: Sluggo
Time: 16-Nov-2010 12:16 PM
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You have a point there, bingowings. Let the penguin win.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:04 PM
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Author: bkev
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:31 PM
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Whoa. That was a shocker indeed.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: Bingowings
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:38 PM
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If that GiF stays I'm putting Alan Rickman's crotch back up (seriously it's not nice).

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:41 PM
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Go for it.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:43 PM
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You scared my little Japanese ghost

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:46 PM
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Now that is creepy!

Author: Bingowings
Time: 16-Nov-2010 6:59 PM
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Something like this happened to me in real life once only it was a lot worse :

Author: Sluggo
Time: 16-Nov-2010 8:32 PM
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Warbler said:

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does anyone else see a contradiction in trusting God and my mission statement? If so, please explain to me, cause I don't get it.

I don't see one, Warb. I wouldn't worry about it.

Now back to the randomness:

I'm eating some leftover steak and a bottle of water. Not a bad dinner, but I need to find a few veggies.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 16-Nov-2010 9:15 PM
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Stephen!

Author: Warbler
Time: 16-Nov-2010 11:16 PM (Edited)
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Sluggo said:

Warbler said:

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does anyone else see a contradiction in trusting God and my mission statement? If so, please explain to me, cause I don't get it.

I don't see one, Warb. I wouldn't worry about it.

thanks, Sluggo.

TV's Frink said:

don't you think its a little late for Halloween?

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Nov-2010 12:11 AM
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I'M DYING OF LUNG CANCER NOW. I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET TREATMENT. LIFE HAS TURNED TO SHITE, AND I'M PRETTY MUCH READY TO LEAVE THIS WORLD.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: bkev
Time: 17-Nov-2010 12:12 AM
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^I think that kind of deserves its own thread... sorry to hear that Dayv. That's horrible...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 17-Nov-2010 12:57 AM
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Holy shit DAYV, I don't even know what to say. If you can't afford treatment yourself, is there any public assistance available to you? Medicaid? Please don't give up, whatever you do.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Nov-2010 12:57 AM
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WELL, I'M NOT STARTING A THREAD FOR IT. I FIGURED THAT IT WAS BEST POSTED RANDOMLY.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I'VE NEVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE. I'VE NEVER HAD THE DESIRE TO DO SO. NOW I'M HERE DYING FROM LUNG CANCER. IRONY'S A BITCH, HUH?

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Nov-2010 1:05 AM
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TV's Frink said:

Holy shit DAYV, I don't even know what to say. If you can't afford treatment yourself, is there any public assistance available to you? Medicaid? Please don't give up, whatever you do.

I CAN'T GET ON MEDICAID, BECAUSE MY CHILDREN DON'T LIVE WITH ME. I'M WORKING AS MANY HOURS AS I PHYSICALLY CAN, BUT I'M SCRAPING JUST TO PAY MY BILLS. I JUST CAN'T AFFORD TO GET TREATMENT. IF I HAD THE MONEY/MEANS THAN I WOULD. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING IS STUCK IN A CATCH 22. JUST THE FIRST TREATMENT IS GOING TO COST A LITTLE OVER $1,000.00.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT I DON'T HAVE MEDICAL INSURANCE? A REALLY BIG "FUCK YOU" TO ALL WHO OPPOSED OBAMA'S UNIVERSAL HEALTH PLAN. IF IT HAD PASSED THEN I COULD'VE RECEIVED THE MEDICAL TREATMENT THAT I NEED ALMOST FREE. INSTEAD MY CHILDREN GET TO GROW UP WITHOUT THEIR DADDY.

I REALLY WANTED TO SEE MY CHILDREN GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN OF THEIR OWN. I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS THAT I NEED TO TEACH THEM. I WANTED TO BE THERE FOR THEM ANYTIME THEY WOULD NEED ME. NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: bkev
Time: 17-Nov-2010 1:07 AM
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How do you die of lung cancer like that? Secondhand smoke, or did you work in some sort of job where that happens?

Anyway, Dayv... I'm a newbie by your standards. I think you stopped hanging around here on a regular basis by the time I showed up. Please don't give up hope just yet! If you truly feel these are your last moments, take the time to do what you find mots important - spend time with your kids.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Nov-2010 1:12 AM
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YEAH, I'VE BEEN AROUND A LOT OF SECONDHAND SMOKE. I'VE ALSO WORKED WITH CHEMICALS IN THE PAST.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Sluggo
Time: 17-Nov-2010 2:02 AM
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Oh, man. Dayv. I'm sorry. That's awful.