Random Thoughts — Page 69

Somebody's mom might have a detachable penis . . .

^

..and yes 'Monks' that's from John S. Hall of King Missile "Detachable Penis" fame.  Even though he's now a lawyer, should be about time for a new album. (crosses fingers)

Nice gif :-)

none said:

I mean exactly what I said when I said "I will trust God to know what is best as far as that stuff goes" 

and that's how anyone can get out of the rest of the Mission Statement.

just exactly how is that so? 

just exactly how is that so?

Read what you write and see how the crutch provides the ability to ignore the rules you've set on your life path. 

^ makes absolutely no sense. 

does anyone else see a contradiction in trusting God and my mission statement?   If so, please explain to me, cause I don't get it.

Less religion, more random, plz.

Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

Did you know that 'George Herbert Walker Bush' is an anagram of 'Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog'?

^^Hooray for Newsradio.

http://demandprogress.org/blacklist/

Here's fun.

Do a google video search for 60 Minutes Cylons.

Do a google video search for 60 Minutes Caprica.

Do a google video search for 60 Minutes Gaius Baltar.

Do a google video search for 60 Minutes Doctor Who.

Do a google video search for 60 Minutes Buffy.

Do a google video search for 60 Minutes Star Trek.

Can you see what I see?

Talking about ice-cream men, when I was a boy the ice-cream vans would have purely mechanical musical chimes so you could tell each van by it's unique choice of tune.

Modern technology has moved this into the digital realm so the ice-cream van that circles this area in all weathers (which in Falkirk tends to be all icy rain and wind most of the year) has a series of sampled mechanical chimes which appears to play randomly but I assume can be programmed to some degree but the guy in the van has quite mastered the art).

Yesterday it started playing Jingle Bells and clearly not being quite seasonal yet the man in the van must have pushed some reset button because it jumped half way through to The Yellow Rose Of Texas. It then started playing Happy Birthday To You which was probably on the play list if it was called out to service Birthday parties so he hit the reset button again and he got Jingle Bells again and then had to hit the button again and got The Liberty Bell (made infamous by Monty Python) which he seemed to not like and then got The Yellow Rose Of Texas again.

It's usually really quiet around here so having this bizarre ice-cream van remix session very loud on a Sunday evening was both slightly annoying, strange but also a bit entertaining.

Apples were bought at the store today.