You are all a bunch of silly willy nillies.
The "All Dogs Go To Heaven" question has been answered TWICE:
I will trust God to know what is best as far as that stuff goes.
FYI: God has no juresdiction over these lands, I think you meant:
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"