Gentleman Frink,
I say, good man, given the lack of this forum contraption of what you speak, how is it that you assuage? It has come to my attention that you are quite adept at keeping abreast ... on top ... current with all postings on the forum. I pray thee, in what manner do you accomplish this feat?
With Irregard,
His Highness, The Honourable Dr. Xhonzi, III, Esquire (Emeritus)