"yeeeaahhhhh... and then there wuz this weeeeeee little green guy named... what was it?... Yogurt?... Lola?... YODA!!! That was it. Yeah, that's the one... can I have another pint?... and he taught me how to bong this stuff without having to swallow in gulps... yeah, those were good times at the Jedi school. That little green shit could drink any one of us under the table. Welllll... it may have sumthin' to do with the fact that he's shorter than the table... but whoz arguin'? Right?"