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Childhood Misconceptions (aka The Trap Thread, but misconceptions still welcome) — Page 10

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This used to be a comixed image of Ackbar deciding not to tell Justin Bieber the "free candy" fan is a trap.  It was in poor taste, especially given my objections to the phrase "raped my childhood," so I deleted it.  My apologies.

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I was under the misconception that Lucas was a good writer and director, when the star wars prequels proved that childhood ignorance to be incorrect.  Now i understand what people mean when they say "Luca$ the hack strikes again!"

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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satanika said:

Animal cruelty is fun right?
And Frink, you object to the 'r.... my childhood' phrase, but it's ok to make a joke of implied rape with Justin Bieber?

Fair enough.

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TV's Frink's done a JediTray.

Deleting things like this doesn't help.  If you've really changed your mind on these jokes, you can resize the image so they're very small and write an explanation why they were in poor taste.

There's a reason why it's called implied.  If you carried out everything action you saw or read, you'd have chopped off your dad's hand by now.

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skyjedi2005 said:


I was under the misconception that Lucas was a good writer and director, when the star wars prequels proved that childhood ignorance to be incorrect.  Now i understand what people mean when they say "Luca$ the hack strikes again!"
You're the only person I've seen who says things like that. ;-)

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none said:

TV's Frink's done a JediTray.

Arrgh.

Aren't you people ever satisfied? ;-)

The two animal gifs are restored as suggested.  I can't find the Bieber one for some reason, so I've just put an explanation in instead.

Again, sorry for posting those.

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Ok, back on-topic, with something I think we can all agree on.

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*scratching head*

Is that a childhood misconception?

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No clearly I was remembering correctly all along, and finally I found photographic evidence of the original cut of Star Wars where a sneezing cat destroys the Death Star. I understand people are upset that there is no high quality version of the pre-SE Star Wars, but few to none are worrying about the almost complete supression of the original Sneezing Cat version.. Why all the silence? Am I the only one to want this Original Original Original Version properly restored??

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Ok, well done then.  I thought I remembered seeing that sequence once, but since THE MEMORY CHEATS, I just assumed I made it up.

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This calls for a bear trap:

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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satanika said:


No clearly I was remembering correctly all along, and finally I found photographic evidence of the original cut of Star Wars where a sneezing cat destroys the Death Star. I understand people are upset that there is no high quality version of the pre-SE Star Wars, but few to none are worrying about the almost complete supression of the original Sneezing Cat version.. Why all the silence? Am I the only one to want this Original Original Original Version properly restored??


You are correct, sir! It was ME!!!!

Meow! (Achoo!)

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Gaffer Tape said:

This calls for a bear trap:

Is it a trap because we can't see it? :p

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I'm sure there were more, but one I remember at the moment is not actually a misconception I had, but a childhood friend that went with me on at least one of my multiple viewings of ROTJ at the cinema.  He actually believed that what he saw was the remains of the original Death Star, and that half of it was blown away.  I set him straight of course, and reminded him of what the crawl said about it being a new station, but for a moment, that kid's mind had already assembled that thought.

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JediTray said:


He actually believed that what he saw was the remains of the original Death Star, and that half of it was blown away.


I guess that was a common misconception. I thought the same thing, only it was upon seeing the promo photos of DSII prior to the release of the film.

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Yep.  That's what I assumed for at least a few years.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.