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The Burton Batman films were both very good films.  They just weren't particularly good Batman films.

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ChainsawAsh said:


The Burton Batman films were both very good films.  They just weren't particularly good Batman films.
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Batman was mostly rubbish (Jack Nicholson was doing a good Jack Nicholson but it was a pretty clumsy movie) Batman Returns is Ok for about one viewing (largely because Michelle was so yummy and Christopher Walken is always worth a watch) but it doesn't make any sense. Batman Forever was pretty rubbish Batman And Robin isn't even so bad it's good.

Keaton's whisper was much worse than Bale's growl and the Nolan films have stories (even if the microwave weapon in Batman Begins belongs in a very silly Bond movie).

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Bingowings said:


the Nolan films have stories (even if the microwave weapon in Batman Begins belongs in a very silly Bond movie).
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Could work.

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I'm drowning my Caprica sorrows with a Qui-Gon Gin and Tonic.

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To reply to Anchorhead (mostly is regards to your Riddler post in the other thread): Nice theory (too bad it's already debunked) but in my version of hell Vincent Cassel would be the devil himself. I have an irrational fear of the man like you wouldn't believe. Yet I love the actor and can't stop watching his movies. The guy frightens the shit out of me and I'd probably drop dead if I ever met the guy.

Weird. I can't explain why. Fantastic actor I love him in anything yet I'm always apprehensive about seeing his movies. I don't know how I'm going to handle watching Black Swan were he plays a 'ballet teacher' yet I'm terrified by the thought.

Maybe it's the residual memory of him caving in a guys skull with a fire extinguisher. But the dude even scares me lurking in the shadows in Ocean's 13.

*deep breath*

To reply to ChainsawAsh: Obviously until this movie starts filming anything can happen but based on evidence it's likely that Two-Face is dead.

The script says so. Nolan has said so. And Nolan says he doesn't leave or hold back anything for a sequel. Harvey's arc is done.  Which was all about Harvey's downfall not the proliferation of Two-Face's criminal life.

Which I thought would be the case exactly whilst watching TDK. But in pseudo-realistic terms it makes sense that someone with those kind of wounds untreated wouldn't last very long. Nor does the character of Two-Face in that universe intend to.

If Nolan changed his mind I wouldn't have a problem with that but with the TDK ending we got that doesn't make much sense.

Oh and also Aaron Eckhart himself said according to Nolan he won't be back. Of course Nolan is not the kind to person to divulge such secrets if he was intending to use him but that's all the info I've heard over the last couple of years.

 

 

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Don't like the title.  Other than that, I can only hope that Nolan and his team bring us another quality product, and perhaps this title is just a place-setter until later.

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ChainsawAsh said:

The Burton Batman films were both very good films.  They just weren't particularly good Batman films.

This might be true.  I don't know anything about Batman other than the 60's TV series and what I've seen in films.  And therefore I don't care if the Burton films are good Batman films.  I love them as films.

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It depends what you mean by films.

As moving pictures the Burton films have some nice designs in them and a few good performances, some nice soundtrack flurries but they don't make any sense in terms of characterisation or story.

They resemble the PT in that respect and I don't think the PT is even a good trilogy of non-Star Wars films.

If they don't work as Batman films then the Batman iconography and branding becomes as much of an added barrier to enjoyment as the Star Wars connections do to the PT.

The PT will always be compared to the OT and never judged on it's own terms because it's identified as a Star Wars trilogy.

Like wise the Burton/Schumacher films will never be judged on their own terms as films because they will be always be compared to the characters and universe of the comic books.

The Adam West series was actually a rather accurate depiction of a period of the history of the comics (some of the storylines were lifted straight out of comic books in much the same way that the Nolan films are now).

The Burton films don't resemble any version of the comic books.

The inspiration was apparently the darker comics of the eighties (Killing Joke/Dark Knight Returns etc) but it's hard to see that looking at the films.

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Bingowings said:

 

The Burton films don't resemble any version of the comic books.

And this, to me, is why they aren't good Batman movies.

But I still enjoy them both despite this fact, hence why I said they're good movies.

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Returns is a good Batman film. '89 really isn't. (but isn't bad by any means) Forever has aspects of a great Batman film, but throws in campiness and the neon. Begins is a new interpretation.

Phantasm is the Batman film. Period.

I find that it is fun simply to whisper "Michael Keaton" at random moments and make a quizzical face. This is a habit I picked up while playing Arkham Asylum.

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Nolan's films are much closer to what Batman should be than Burton's were.  They're not perfect, there are things that I'd certainly change, but they're better by a long shot than anything that came before it ...

... with the sole exception of the early-nineties animated series.  Now that was near-perfect Batman right there.  And, by extension, Phantasm.

If you ask me, they should do a proper live-action series, based more directly (but not slavishly) on comic storylines.  Basically make each season a year in the life of Batman.  Season 1 is pretty much Joker-centric, with Harvey Dent in the background.  Season 2 would be all about the fall of Dent and the rise of Two-Face.  Season 3 would see the introduction of Dick Grayson's Robin, et cetera and so on.

Hell, I'd even like to see Robin evolve into Nightwing, and have a Nightwing spin-off.  That could be good.

Note that, while I say the Joker would be the "big bad" of season 1, that doesn't mean that individual episodes wouldn't have their own villains, or that there wouldn't be multi-episode arcs for certain villains (for instance, I'd see the Riddler come into play in the last third of season 1 or the first third of season 2, have him pop up every once in a while for a season or two, then have him start to help Batman in the later seasons).

At least, that's something I think about quite often.  I've thought about writing an outline for the individual seasons just for shits and giggles, but then I realize it would never get made and decide it's pointless.

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skyjedi2005 said:

A version of Bane was in Batman and Robin, so i guess he won't be used.  Nor will they do the whole two face arc because of tommy lee's jones over acted forever version.

ah...They already did a Twoface arc [white knight et al]...and then he died.

he DIED skyjedi2005!

I wouldn't mind seeing scarecrow again in some form, sort of like a constant of the series..

 

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ChainsawAsh said:

Note that, while I say the Joker would be the "big bad" of season 1, that doesn't mean that individual episodes wouldn't have their own villains, or that there wouldn't be multi-episode arcs for certain villains

 

Joker is to Batman what Q is to Captain Picard - Don't use him very often but when you do, go BIG.

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Well, if I had my way (that is, if I were the showrunner of a live-action Batman TV show), the Joker would be the primary villain of Season 1 - not in every episode, but popping up for about 1/4 to 1/3 of the episodes.  (Pilot would be the Red Hood, ending with Batman tossing him into a vat of chemicals; episode 2 or 3 would properly introduce the Joker, and he'd pop up every now and again throughout the season.)  Season 1 would end with the Joker being incarcerated in Arkham.

Season 2 would see Batman visit the Joker in Arkham now and again, ostensibly for information on other villains, but really to keep tabs on his "rehabilitation."  Near the end of Season 2, Harley Quinn would come into play, and help him break out of Arkham.

Season 3 and beyond would, as you say, see the Joker showing up every now and again, but not very often, and not regularly (if you want to know what I mean by "regularly," see the Daleks in post-2005 Doctor Who).

Damn it, now you've got me thinking too much about this again ... I might have to start drawing up some outlines ...

And now that I think about it, I might condense seasons 1 and 2 into a single season, so the Joker would be incarcerated at the halfway point of the season, and be broken out at the end.  Possibly.

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There was a comment on comingsoon.net that had a great title:

"The Caped Crusader"

It gave me chills. I freaking love it.

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But that might alienate the extremely marketable title of The Dark Knight.  Therefore, in order to bring in as much revenue as possible, the new film should be called:

Batman:  The Dark Knight:  The Caped Crusader

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That's the point I was trying to make in the first post. Maybe we as fans should just call it The Caped Crusader and make a custom case when it comes out on Blu-ray.

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I can't wait to buy Batman: The Dark Knight: The Caped Crusader: The Medium Pepsi

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The question is which popular filmed version of Batman will you dress up as next halloween?

The serial Batman as reviewed by The Fusion Syndicate?
Adam West Batman?
Tim Burton's Batman Batman?
Batman Returns Batman?
Batman Forever Batman?
Batman & Robin Batman?
Batman Begins Batman?
The Dark Knight Batman?
Batman: The Dark Knight: The Caped Crusader Batman?

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Well, let me just say if I was going to dress up as any serial Batman, it wouldn't be the Batman and Robin one I reviewed.  It would be the 1943 Batman.  That guy has class!

...I really need to get around to doing that one eventually...

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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doubleofive said:

The question is which popular filmed version of Batman will you dress up as next halloween?

The serial Batman as reviewed by The Fusion Syndicate?
Adam West Batman?
Tim Burton's Batman Batman?
Batman Returns Batman?
Batman Forever Batman?
Batman & Robin Batman?
Batman Begins Batman?
The Dark Knight Batman?
Batman: The Dark Knight: The Caped Crusader Batman?

Umm... You guys are way too into Batman.

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Sluggo said:



doubleofive said:

The question is which popular filmed version of Batman will you dress up as next halloween?

The serial Batman as reviewed by The Fusion Syndicate?
Adam West Batman?
Tim Burton's Batman Batman?
Batman Returns Batman?
Batman Forever Batman?
Batman & Robin Batman?
Batman Begins Batman?
The Dark Knight Batman?
Batman: The Dark Knight: The Caped Crusader Batman?


Umm... You guys are way too into Batman.
Or is Batman way too into me? TMI, I'll have to kill you now.

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doubleofive said:

Or is Batman way too into me? TMI, I'll have to kill you now.

I hope you're using Bat Protection...

Ugggghhh... I think I need some Bat Brain Bleach for that Bat Image on this Bat Thread.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.