If there's any celebrity I'd like to talk to, is Hugo Weavin, so I could make him angry:
"Hey Mr. Weavin, please, say 'Mr Anderson'..." "No." "Oh please." "I said no." "C'mon, say it, dammit!! I won't give your wallet back until you do." "*sigh*... Mr. Anderson..." "Yay!! Ok now say something from lord of the rings."