Yeah, I totally LOLed, great username.
Anyway, Admiral Snackbar, (ha ha, it's even fun to write) you're in luck, because I just finished uploading the v1.2 of Jedi with much better sound. PM sent.
PS. Just making sure you know, these are not fully restored originals, more like hybrid versions but they do remove the IMO most offensive changes and are colour corrected.
Anyway, if anyone is interested in Jedi v1.2, here are the specs:
RETURN OF THE JEDI - PARTLY DESPECIALIZED EDITION 1080p AVCHD v1.2
VIDEO:
Resolution: 1920x1080p
Codec: AVC
Frame rate: 23,976 fps
Bit rate: 6795Kbps
AUDIO:
1) 5.1 EN 448Kbps
2) 5.1 EN 448Kbps
3) 2.0 EN 384Kbps
4) 2.0 CZ 256Kbps
SOURCES:
Video:
HDTV (1080p broadcast of the 2004 version)
DVBt (anamorpic PAL broadcast of the 1997 version)
DVD (2006 nonanamorphic DVD of the 1983 original version)
Sound:
1) hairy_hen's 5.1 custom mix based on the 1993 mix, with the Special Edition LFE chanel added, and deleted music restored to the Obi-Wan scene
2) hairy_hen's 5.1 purist mix based on the 1993 mix, with the Special Edition LFE chanel added, but without the restored music
3) Belbucus' 2.0 1993 LaserDisc PCM capture
4) Harmy's 2.0 1992 Czech VHS dubbing capture
What has changed:
The whole cut was conformed to be in sync with the soundmixes of the original 1980 version.
Over-all basic colour correction was done with special care to restore the original look of the lightsabres.
Lapti Nek, the original Sarlacc pit scene and the ending celebration (including the Anakin ghost) were restored very close to the original version.
When burned to a DVD9, this should play in PS3 and most Blu-Ray players.