Wow, well said, Warb. Maybe without my fellow conservatives getting you all riled up all of the time, the conservative side of Warbler will appear and fight on our side from time to time.

And that's all I'm going to say about that. Wait, no it's not.

If you live here and are anti-American, try spending some time outside of the US every now and then. Man, does that always make me grateful to be an American. And grateful towards all of those that have sacrificed to create and preserve my freedoms.

Now I'm done. Wait, still not yet. I shall show my patriotism (let my flag fly, so to speak) by singing the new national anthem:

Well I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you

<Nuh, nuh nuh nut nuh nuh.>
<Nuh, nuh nuh nut nuh nuh.>

You'll probably move right through me on my way to you!