Well F**k me!!!
You want some fork???? Well, alright then!
*sticks forks into your arms* Oh, wait mabye you meant fask?
Oh, oops sorry. Um, here. *puts you in a MRI machine and, the machine rips out your forks from your arms* Ah geeze. Oh, mabye you meant you want a fiik skateboard?
*gives you skateboard you end up falling trying to grind*
Oh, man I'm sorry. Oh, of course! You meant fosk!
Damn! I'm sorry. *feeds your bruised and, bloody body some cereal*
Seriously though, happy anniversary man.
