Usually, for some creepy reason, on a tombstone, there is a star next to the birth date, and a cross next to the death date. Mine will have a picture of me smiling next to the birth date, and a picture of me with a sad face next to the death date. Below, besides the "Take me out of this, it's hot in here, it's dark, cant breathe!" line, I would put a visual sign forbidding people to dance or piss over the grave. Over the grave, a plastic leg would be placed, in a way that it seems I've been buried with one of my legs outside. I'm kinda obsessed with death, and somehow, I want people to laugh everytime they see the place where I'd be buried. So much, it would become a tourist attraction.