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Surely a male spinning would turn into Spiderman...or maybe Wilfredo Arandela (the marketing department really should come up with a party costume for that guy)?
Another fun review.
So I've noticed that certain people like bkev have really been getting on my case over the past year about... I don't know. Something or other. It honestly slips my mind. But there was some pang of... I don't know. Some kind of feeling or something of something that I needed to do. So, um, yeah, I threw this YouTube thing together in about fifteen minutes today.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
AAAUGH! I loved the fanboy moment over whats-his-name. The rest of my comments will be on your video itself; however, I must say "what's wrong with your face" was brilliant.
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I have to address one of bkev's YouTube comments here because I simply don't have enough room to do so on that format. Basically, he asked if the video quality (at least I assume and hope he meant video quality rather than, say, quality of the editing) was lower than in my previous videos.
Well, I have a few things to say to that. First off is that I just spent five videos in a row sourcing poor-quality YouTube clips of Power Rangers. I would certainly hope the quality at least seems better than that!!!
However, there is a more technical answer because, as everyone knows by now, I'm always struggling with my low-powered computer and consumer-grade editing software. And that's why I'd been doing still-image videos of late and been putting off Wonder Woman. I was afraid to try. And I admit I had reason to. Because converting this thing into a useable form was a bitch, and I was plagued with all the same problems I'd had for the past year... all the stuttering and pops and timing being ruined. Of particular note was the "...such pertinent information as..." lasso of truth scene, which came out as, "'What doeswhatdoes' and 'God, your daughter'sgod your daughter's.'" Obviously that was not going to fly.
So I experimented with different codecs, and nothing worked well. There were fewer jitters like that, but they'd always leave out huge hunks of audio. For some reason they were particularly adverse to that very first stock footage segment from the previous video. It was almost always silent.
Finally, I came to the conclusion that my computer just can no longer handle having to write a file for three video tracks, three audio tracks, transitions, and effects, so, with time running out to meet my anniversary deadline (I planned it to make sure it would come out on this day, and damn it all if I wasn't going to succeed) I decided I would have to make things easier for it. I remembered that I had an option to simply convert the audio by itself. And I realized that in my previous conversion attempts, the video came out perfectly. It was only the audio that was crap. So I decided that pre-mixing everything might make it come out alright. So I converted the audio to MP3, made a new timeline, and paired that with one of the already-converted video tracks, so that I only had one video, one audio, no transitions, no effects. The audio, though much better, still wasn't perfect, but I was able to fix most of the stutters, although I still find myself cringing at the pops and stutters that remain, particularly Hippolyte's line to Persephone ("You were given a lifelife..."). But I couldn't get it any better, and there wasn't anything too bad this time.
And like I said, I experimented with a lot of different video codecs. The .mov was the best-looking of the bunch, but its animation was not very fluid, which was especially noticeable in the comic page pans, which were so jumpy I almost got motion sickness. So even though the .mp4 wasn't that great-looking, it was the most useable of what I had. And I also had to use that file type in order to upload because it was small enough for my sitting-in-my-car-at-the-park-sapping-wi-fi connection to not take two hours.
So to finally answer your question, I don't know if converting an already-converted mpeg4 into an mpeg4 results in generational loss, but if it does, that probably accounts for any noticeable dip in quality, although I much prefer a slightly fuzzier image to having it appear that I'm just a sloppy editor. That said, I probably had no business zooming in as much as I did on some of those comics pages. My scanner is broken, so I had to take those images with my digital camera, so they weren't that amazing to begin with. I take full responsibility for that...
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Surely a male spinning would turn into Spiderman...or maybe Wilfredo Arandela (the marketing department really should come up with a party costume for that guy)?
Another fun review.
Ahhh, I see what you did there. Don't think for a second I missed it. But some of us have to work with what we have, and, as a kid I always dressed up for Halloween as Batman, not Spider-Man (note the hyphen there). Besides, it's supposed to make as little sense as possible.
Whoah. Did I just pull a George Lucas there? "It was intended to suck. It was a deliberate creative decision."
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
I take it you've met Spinda Carter (I'm still trying to ignore her)?
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Bingowings said:
I take it you've met Spinda Carter (I'm still trying to ignore her)?
Wow, my young brain doesn't understand what it is I'm feeling, but I somehow get the impression that I could watch that all day.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
When I was young I thought the All-New Wonder Woman theme included the line, "Get yourself a Honda Wonder Woman!".
I couldn't understand how that got by the BBC who were showing it over here.
Blue Peter had to stick Gaffer Tape over brand names on cereal boxes and margarine tubes when the did their make your own... features (even incidental advertising was strictly verboten back then).
Ah... I certainly remember being stuck on cereal boxes and margarine tubes back then. It was quite bracing really.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Hello again.
Some of you might have noticed that I did a brief mentioning of this move in the Last Movie Seen thread. I decided to do an equally brief (well, probably briefer) video review of it. So hopefully those of you who have become weary with superheroes, anime, and spandex hero squadrons but who liked my 1776 review, might find this a little more... legitimate.
Also, it's my audition piece for Geekvolution's Who Reviews the Reviewers, so any and all support would be greatly appreciated. I don't think viewers make any decisions, but a high view count and loving comments attached to the video itself surely couldn't hurt its perception, especially since I got the thing submitted so close to the deadline. So, PLEASE help me out. Papa needs a $50 Amazon gift card!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Ok, I'm here as requested. Now what?
There you go. I haven't seen you in here in a while. And you draw a crowd. Crowds are good. Anyway, instructions are right above you. Your mission, if you choose to accept it...
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Damn you, youtube block!
*shaking fist*
I watched it and commented.
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And don't think I hadn't noticed. ^_~
But since you're here, I wanted to thank you for making that black and white logo for me. I remember at the time I had said that that hadn't been what I meant, but as soon as I thought about making this video, it immediately sprang to mind as being perfect for the "A FUSION Quickie" logo... and then I couldn't find it. I could have sworn I had saved it, but I guess I didn't, so I scoured my PM box and this thread until I finally came across it.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Awesome. Any time you want me to shine it up a bit, just let me know.
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Thank you. I think I'm good for now, but I do appreciate the standing offer.
If someone wouldn't mind doing me a favor... When I've tried to play this particular video back on YouTube, it has this bizarre habit of starting playback at 0:02 unless I manually adjust the playhead back to 0:00. I've never seen another video do this before, and it makes the drum beat at the beginning sound rather clipped. Is this just happening to me? Or did it happen to anyone else?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Started at 0:00 and worked fine for me. Also I finally posted a brief comment. :-)
Thank you, Mr. Frink. Hmm. I guess my computer just sucks then... even though it doesn't do that on any other video. Boggles my mind.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Gaffer Tape said:
I guess my computer just sucks then...
Wha????
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Well... figuratively speaking, of course. But what an experience that would be, huh?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
My computer sucks a lot more stuff than just "then."*
You talk about "then" as if being able to suck it is unsatisfactory! My computer sucks the past. The entire past! Can your dust bunnies measure up to encouraging the natural flow of time?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
No.