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Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes! — Page 7

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Heh, that answered another of my questions - what's up with the Mr. T guy.

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An example of the real thing if you want to keep the fun alive :

Mr T

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HotRod said:

What goes: CLICK - "Is that it?" - CLICK - "Is that it?" - CLICK - "Is that it?"

CLICK - "Is that it?" - CLICK - "Is that it?" - CLICK - "Is that it?"

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Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Blind man with a Rubiks cube!!

Fixed.

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Is it wrong that I read that last "Yesss!" in an Ed McMahon voice?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Who's the cookie monster now?

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That's what she said.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Hey, Frink, why did the $ 42,000 rooster cross the road?

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Leonardo said:

Hey, Frink, why did the $ 42,000 rooster cross the road?

I don't know.  Why did the $42,000 rooster cross the road?

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Because his limousine had a flat tire.

boom boom crash!

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I guess my other punchline was better...

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Aww, that ostrich is so cute!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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He's sith?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.