The poor chap's brain has gone boi-yoi-yoing at this point.
If he were posting here we would be posting pictures of tuna sandwiches and ice-cream by now.
Short of stealing a library quality print of each film, building a secret lab and bringing in a restoration expert (possibly kidnapped) he has suggested options beyond those of the most deranged also ran ever to grace these boards.
Now please excuse me while I run Catherine Zeta Jones through the laser avoidance dance routine.