100 Things I learned from The Room:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/board/nest/169246369
And Frink, you definitely have breast cancer need to play The Room: The Adventure Game: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307
It's browser based, so you should be able to play it on your C64 or whatever.
And, if you collect all of the spoons, you may get some hints about this:
He might not even be human.