I can't wait to see the first ad on TV promoting the The Phantom Menace in 3-D:

"In theaters this summer the ultimate Star Wars experience in 3-D, Episode I: The Phantom Menace! All of the characters are there: Padme the monotone queen, a young Ben Kenobi who gets little screentime, QuiGonJin who is happy now he was killed so he didn't have to talk in front a green screen for Episode II, a naked C-3PO with his parts showing, the hilareous Jar Jar Binks who will have you running for the exit, and of course Darth Vader as a little boy who is so annoying you cant wait to see him as a teenager in Episode II! Come back and remember where you were in 1999, this time it will be in 3-D!"