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If The Cowboys go 0-3 this week the son of Bum will get chased out of town. Even the dogs in the street know Phillips is only in the job because of his play off win .

well,  Reid has made the dog murderer the starting QB.    It is not due to injury.    Kolb has been cleared to play.     After two weeks of making it clear the Kolb was the starter, after saying "I know I'm using poor English, but Kevin Kolb is the starting QB",  after saying that Kolb was the starter before the Lion's game,  after saying it again during the Monday's press conference, on Tuesday, he does a 180 and says that the dog murderer will start.   

Dear Reid,

*You befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic recreant. You are a festering boil on the ass of all humanity. You have all the backbone of a jellyfish. You moribific, feculent simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just so that I might not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude of your insipidness astonishes me.*

Reid you are a Jerk.   Its bad enough that the dog murderer is on the team.   Even worse, you give him Jaw's number.   But now you make him the starting QB.   All through the off season you say that Kolb is the QB.  You trade away Mcnabb in order to give Kolb job.   You keep saying he's the man up to and including Monday,  now you say that the dog murderer is the man.   You son a b****.

What are you hoping to prove with this?   Do you really think the murderer can win a Superbowl this year?   I doubt it.   The Lions were able to score 32 points against our defense.    The offensive line is terrible, and our head coach is a dope.   The dog murderer didn't win one in Atlanta, he won't win one here.   If you are going to try to win now, you should have kept Mcnabb.  You didn't.   You traded him.  So now the object should be to rebuild.    The dog murderer is not the kind of QB you rebuild around,  Kolb is.  

Is he any good?  We still don't know.   I know he was terrible in the first half of the Packers game.   But you can't judge a QB based on 1 half of football.  It also wasn't all his fault.   Every other play, you brought the dog murderer in, your game plan sucked, and the offensive line gave him absolutely no time.   Why couldn't you at least given him 1 more chance against Jacksonville?   Why did you have to stab him in the back?  

*I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.  Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. *

I was close to coming back, because I so much wanted to cheer on Kolb.   But now, because to went to the dog murderer,   I am not be coming back.  In fact,   I will now cheer against your team.   I will cheer for whatever team is playing you with the exception of when you are playing the cowboys.   I want you gone.   I want you and the dog murderer out of my city.     I believe the more you lose, the closer we get to you being fired.  You fat jackass.

One last thing:

**Fuck your feelings.
Fuck your stupidity.

Fuck what you think.
Fuck what you stand for.

Fuck all that you say.
Fuck all your games.

Fuck everything you do.
Fuck you.**

Sincerely,

The Warbler

p.s. fuck you again.

*skyman8081 wrote this. See post 52 of the 'My First YAGE" thread.

**Contagion, a forum member in Dayv's alternate universe, wrote this.       

Dallas are leading 10-3 at half time , whoo- hoo :-).

 The Dallas Cowboys win 27 - 13 , were back on the road to the superbowl :-). ( sort off )

1 and 2 is not what I call being on the road to the Superbowl.

Warbler said:

1 and 2 is not what I call being on the road to the Superbowl.

 Its a start.

Picture related.

Enjoy your HandEgg.

Oh good, this silly argument again.

Having said that, I sort of like the term HandEgg.  I might start using it.

 

 

 

Ladies game.                               V                                      Mens game.

So who's watching what games tonight ? .

Murry Sparkles said:

 The Dallas Cowboys win 27 - 13 , were back on the road to the superbowl :-). ( sort off )

still think you're on the road to the Superbowl?

Warbler said:

Murry Sparkles said:

 The Dallas Cowboys win 27 - 13 , were back on the road to the superbowl :-). ( sort off )

still think you're on the road to the Superbowl?

 Warbler , we wont even get to the play offs playing football like this.

:D

Warbler said:

:D

 :-(.

Murry Sparkles said:

Warbler said:

:D

 :-(.

:-|

I'm still waiting for someone to take a gif of the play where he got hurt and shop in two dogs to replace the defenders. :-)

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

Warbler said:

:D

COULD BE WORSE.  AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE A CONVICTED DOG KILLER ON OUR TEAM.  :-P

true.  : (

Tomorrow night the Dallas Cowboys get their revenge against The Vikings !.

what did the Vikings do to the cowboys?

Warbler said:

what did the Vikings do to the cowboys?

 Vikings won 34-3 in the playoffs. Tonight the Cowboys get revenge.

Murry Sparkles said:

Warbler said:

what did the Vikings do to the cowboys?

 Vikings won 34-3 in the playoffs. Tonight the Cowboys might get revenge.

fixed.