TV's Frink said:
Of course fails for me is a relative thing. I did say "me," right? And where did I say it isn't successful? I'm just saying I don't think it's funny.
Sorry, my mistake. When I hear words like "failure" and "fail" I tend to think of real actual dictionary definitions, not internet jargon.
In real life, "succeed" and "fail" are opposites, thus when someone says something fails, they are saying it is not successful.