xhonzi said:
I think Luke should cut Vader's hand off, exposing the wire. Then, after he throws his lightsabre away, he starts winding the wire around Vader. THEN, in between shocks of lightning, Luke pulls really hard on the wire and Vader jolts upright, spinning like a top. THEN! Vader ignites his lightsabre and starts whirling toward the Emperor, with the dangerous red blade slicing around and around. As he gets close to Luke, Luke has to jump over it like a jump rope. The Emperor jumps in, hiking his skirt to mid calf as he jumps in time with Luke. The Emperor starts in on some rhyme about Sally and penny candy. Then Luke does a hand stand! HE's JUMPing over the LIGHTSABRE ROPE while STANDING! ON! HIS HEAD! The Emperor is ticked, so he pushes Vaders helmet (he's still spinning) and he starts to wobble away (but he doesn't fall over). Then Luke and the Emperor shoot a game of horse eopie (<- PT link). The Emperor is about to lose, and he's lifting is fingers about to shock Luke some more... And Luke sees out of the corner of his eye that Vader is wobbling very hard like he's about to topple to the ground. Which he does, right between the Emperor and the short guard rail to the pit of forever doom. Thinking fast, Luke tells him his shoes are untied and the Emperor falls for it. Bill and Ted give him a wedgie, and then Luke pushes him over Vader's fallen body so that he goes careening down into the pit. But Bill and Ted go with him and they play a game of 20 questions on the way down. Then the Emperor decides to join their band "Wylld Rankors!" and they save San Dimas Highschool.
You'd probably have to do it with action figures or something.
Ok, I'm done with the gifs......