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Class 2b aka The Bash Street Kids :
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Funny school reports from famous people
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Darth Vader Inter-Galactic Middle School Name of Pupil: VADER, Darth Darth is an enthusiastic pupil, but he must try to get on better with other boys. On a number of occasions this term I have had to speak severely to him about his intolerant and unruly behaviour. The incident concerning poor Lemuel Moon was a case in point. Admittedly the boy is rather slow, which is presumably why the other boys call him The Fool Moon but, nevertheless, Darth could have had more patience with him during their joint classwork exercise to draw up a plan for the complete annihilation of the planet Earth. For Darth to cleave poor Moon in two with his junior laserbeam sword because he hadn't managed to calculate how many light years it would take to reach Trafalgar Square was, in my opinion, something of an overreaction. Darth also responds poorly to constructive criticism. When I said to him, at the time of the Lemuel Moon Incident, 'Two wrongs do not make a right,' his reply left much to be desired. Not only did he give me a very black look, he pointed at the two halves of the unfortunate Moon and said, 'No Sir, they make a right and a left!' I thought that reply was quite uncalled for, and told Darth so. I still find it hard to forgive him for his petulant reaction. Slicing off my ear was extremely foolish. Had he been In any other class he would most certainly have had a slap on the back of his leg for that. However, I remain convinced that his naughty behaviour is simply a mask, and that beneath it there's a friendly little fellow trying to get out. Perhaps he needs a regular playmate? A new boy, Luke Skywalker, joins us next term. Perhaps they will get on well together.
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These are (supposedly) actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but their comments are bang tidy.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
This child has been working with glue too much.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
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Bingowings said:
This is obviously wrong. Every year I was in college, my school, The University of Mississippi, was ranked #2 party school in the nation by Stanford's polls.
Oh, and NOW Frink gets Boy Meets World references... harumph.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Mwhahaha!!!
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twister, how is any of that school related?
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Gaffer Tape said:
Oh, and NOW Frink gets Boy Meets World references... harumph.
I didn't get it...the link location gave me the character name which led me to the show (which I've never seen).
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TV's Frink said:
twister, how is any of that school related?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/school
"informal a group assembled for a common purpose, esp gambling or drinking"
As for Kickassia.
"a group of artists, writers, etc, linked by the same style, teachers, or aims: the Venetian school of painting "
They are a group internet reviewers they use a similar style in their reviews. That were assembled for the common purpose of taking over the micronation of Mollassia.
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twister111 said:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/school
"informal a group assembled for a common purpose, esp gambling or drinking"
I've never heard of this usage, therefore it will not be accepted as on-topic.
:p
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"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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EyeShotFirst said:
I'm not a fan of this kind of "humor." I'm guessing twister isn't either.
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Solo school of wilderness medicine :
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^Probably should post that in the Random Thoughts thread as well (I don't think Ripplin reads this one)
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