C3PX said:

Ah, so worth the short time it took to write the taxi cab scenario just to read Bingo's response to it.

I loved this line,

"All taxi drivers love their mothers, otherwise they'd be driving lorries for a living."

C3PX was kind enough to correct my typo here (which I've corrected in my original post)

The original version read,

"All taxi drivers love their mother's..."

which I wavered over correcting as it was potentially and quite accidentally a much funnier line.

I've been finding I've been making a lot of typographical and grammatical errors recently (maybe it's just the advance of years).

Can any of you provide top tips (other than just READ THE BLOODY THING BEFORE POSTING) for lowering the instances of this happening?