You wake up in the morning and hop in the shower. You reach for the shampoo bottle and... it is empty. Crap! Oh well, you'll just use some of your wife's shampoo, you won't be getting close enough to anyone for them to catch onto the fact that your head smells like lilacs.

You lather up and rinse, but realize your hair now feels very thick and clumpy. Like you hadn't washed it in weeks. Weird. Oh well, second time ought to take care of it. You squirt another glob of shampoo on your hand, and lather up a second time. Your hair feels even thicker and clumpier now. What the heck?! You rinse and rinse and rinse, but the clumpiness only gets worse. You toss conditioner in there in hopes it will help, but no, matters only get worse. You decide desperate times call for desperate measures and glob some body wash into your hair in hopes that will fix the problem, but your hair still feels like it has been coated with wax. You get out, dry off, and look in the mirror. All looks well, only your hair has such a thick invisible layer of God-knows-what on it that you can mold it like plasticine. It also feels extremely funky. What the heck?! What do you do?