You are at the house of someone you have just recently met. You really like this person, they are a lot of fun and you foresee the potential for a long enduring friendship.

You have just come back from eating a very filling lunch and you really need to dump a load in a it's-crowning-and-there-is-no-way-to-force-it-back-in sort of way. Normally you have very strict rules about where you are willing to relieve yourself, and the homes of friends are generally off limits, no matter how long you have known them. However, this is an emergency situation. You politely ask, "May I use your restroom?" To which they respond by scrunching up their face and saying, "Of course!" in a manner as if to say "You do not even have to ask, silly!" Very nice of them.

A few minutes later and you push the flush and the worse thing imaginable happens... rather than swirling in a downward spiral and disappearing with a gracious belch, the contents swirl in an upward spiral and go nowhere with an ungracious choke. You stare downward for a moment in sheer horror, take a few deep breaths, count to five, and begin quietly scrounging around for the plunger... turns out they don't own one. What do you do?