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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I think GL should have a online chat with fans just to answer these crazy questions, like "how do they go to the bathroom" and "does jabba have sex". And whatever he answers, that's the official answer.
GL's answers:
Q: "Do Star Wars characters defecate or urinate?" A: "No this is a PG-rated movie"
Q: "Don't they use toilets" A: "I original intended for the toilet to shoot first when making ANH, but now that cgi is possible...."
Q: "Does Jabba the Hutt have sex?" A: "Not on screen"
Q: "How does Jabba have sex?" A: "Well since we modeled Jabba after a walrus in the special edition, and since walrus's copulate by the male getting on the female.....I think you get the picture"
Q: "Are you saying that Jabba crushes his palace whores when he has sex with them?" A: "I never said that. Obviously aliens cant reproduce with different aliens, so Jabba feels no attraction to those women"
Q: "So why does Jabba have so many scantily clad women surrounding him all the time?" A: "Its a status thing"
Q: "Oh, so Jabba is a Mormon?" A: "No, the latter-day saints do not exist in SW"
Q: "So you deny god?" A: "Again you put words in my mouth. I never said god didn't exist, but in SW he is obsolete"
Q: "So what deity do the SW characters turn to then?" A: "The metaclorians"
Q: "Moving on: what made you choose the slave outfit Leia wears in ROTJ?" A: "My wife wore it on our honeymoon, but that was before....*puff*"
Q: "Why do you get so emotional all the time? Are you on painkillers?" A: "Absolutely not! I'm a PG-rated man."