captainsolo said:
Every loose end is tied up
You mean subplots are actually RESOLVED?! The NERVE!
captainsolo said:
no one major dies.
Yeah, really. I mean, it's not like Yoda, Darth Vader or the Emperor were all that crucial to any of the movies or anything. Geeze, Lucas, what a hack! Everybody knows a movie is always better when a bunch of people die.
captainsolo said:
it was done simply to please everyone.
I know what you mean, it's so lame when filmmakers try to make their expensive films appeal to broad audiences. I mean, wtf do these guys want anyway, a PROFIT?!