You know what? Just to be different I WILL intentionally slight someone.
After lunch I'm starting a "Should I Stab Bingo In the Eye?" thread. And I'm going to mean it.
ps.
I have a grass front lawn that I hate. I live in the desert, so it sucks on water use, and it's slopey towards the street, so I can't let my toddler play on it lest he tumble into traffic.