I can understand about your phone, it may have been no longer the latest thing but at least it worked, you liked it, if why throw away a fully functioning piece of stuff to keep up with 'THEM!'?

It didn't shoot your ear up with Sodium Pentothal, extract you bank details and phone them to Crime Inc or spray adverts all over you and your caller's face while sloowwwwwinnnng everythinnnng dooooooown tooooooo aaaaa craaaawwwl.

It also wasn't essential that you carried it (even when it wasn't in use) for your central nervous system to remain functional.

Hooray for old phone!