Worst Edit Ideas — Page 11

It would be a more subtle disgrace if after all those lingering shots of the Rebels looking at that door the troopers burst out of a door behind them instead.

Give the Jedi Ladyshave phones annoying ring tones and a holographic display for texting.

Once Vader hears about the plans escaping to Tatooine, give him a long rant about how he hates sand, it'd add to his character so much!

All lightsabers should be replaced with grappling hook throwers, the skill in using them is a measure of prowess of a Jedi or a Sith.

Obi-wan's first lesson to Luke is Newton's Second Law Of Motion.

TV's Frink said:

http://www.irosf.com/q/zine/article/10129

BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!!!

^Image fail.

Also, did I really say that?  Why don't I remember that article?

Hmmm... Image indeed did fail.....

But yes, you did indeed say that... No shopped comments from me this time. =)

How about colour correcting Darth Vader in the trilogy so that he closer matches his comic book colours?

He already looks like that in the 2004 DVDs ;-)

That's a lot of metal covering an overdone Chipolata.

Edit the scene in Obi-Wan's home to make it so Luke knows that Vader is his father from the very start:

Luke: How did my father die?

Obi-Wan: Your father, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knight...He betrayed and murdered your father, from a certain point of view. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. Anakin was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force...

Luke: The Force?

Obi-Wan: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power... etc.

The scene continues as normal then.

Alternatively, Luke's head explodes.

Luke :  How did my father die?

Ben : Well...There's no easy way to say this Luke, it was a real mess, a real horror show but... he died in child birth, A man his age giving birth to one child was difficult enough but I guess after giving birth to your sister he just gave up the will to live.

Luke : What?

Ben : It was the will of the Force, what can I say.

Luke : The Force?

Ben : Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power...

Luke : Tell me later, what about my mother?

Ben : There was no mother, I can't explain it, there I was chopping the legs off your dad over a lava pit and he starts begging me to stop because he was pregnant.

Luke : I...I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Ben : That's what I said but believe me when you've seen a half cooked legless guy giving birth to twins you will believe anything... I've got it all on Betamax, you want to see it?

Luke : I better get home I'm late as it is.

Ben : You must do what you feel is right of course.

Luke : Alright I'll watch for a few minutes, it's not like my aunt and uncle will be senselessly murdered in my absence or anything.

Adding to TheoOdo's dialogue idea:

Luke: How did my father die?

Obi-Wan: Your father, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights... He betrayed and murdered your father, from a certain point of view. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. Anakin was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force...

Luke: The Force?

Obi-Wan: Before I can explain about the Force, you need to know more about Midichlorians. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you'll hear them speaking to you.

.::Obi-wan takes Luke's blood sample::.

Yes!

Ben should be totally open about things.

"You must learn the ways of the force if you are to come with me to rescue Princess Leia, your twin sister.  She was separated from you at  birth to hide you both from your father, Darth Vader.  If you have any nonsisterly feelings towards her when you meet her, it means you're a depraved pervert."

Obi-Wan: "Oh, and one more thing. See that protocol droid there? Your father built him right here on Tatooine before he became a twisted Dark Lord of the Sith. What are the odds, right?"

Obi-Wan: "And that R2 unit? Used to belong to your Mom. In essence these droids are almost like your parents. Besides your sister they are the closest thing to family you have now that your Aunt and Uncle are burning to their death as we speak."

(sorry people, I am bored at work and having too much fun with this dialogue)

LUKE: What is it?

OBI-WAN: It's your father's lightsaber. I took it from him after I left him for dead on Mustafar where I assumed that the flames that enveloped his legless body would slowly kill him. He was hardly recognizable as a human when I turned my back and walked away. It is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.

Probably. George needs something new to offer when he releases the Blu-Ray Special Extended Jedi 3D Edition in 2020.

OWEN: Luke, take these two over to the garage, will you? I want you to have both of them cleaned up before dinner.

LUKE: But I was going into Toshi Station to work on my pod racer!

OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

doubleofive said:

Could these ideas be why Lucas is rumored to want to buy up the rights to dead actors? Does he want to replace Obi-wan in ANH with a digital Alec Guiness for this very reason?!

;-)

Worst Edit Idea:

Buy up the actual corpses of the dead actors and replace the original actors with the corpses.

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