Alright, I'm a try a joke here. Trying out rule 12 for over 9000 Kahn!!!!! points.

Alright, there was this baker who got drunk one day. Made a bunch of pies. Then, he threw them around town. Then everyone else made pies. There was piedemodeium in the streets. Then, then, there was pie everywhere! And, now elephant. They were floating in the sky with pizza and, diamond wings. Along with the space snails!!!!!

And, if that fails as a joke... Here's a funny Babylon 5 scene!
(Warning audio NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfMOQxYgGas

So, I'm off the list now right?