New Politics (please read the Charter in the OP before posting). — Page 4

Author: C3PX
Time: 26-Aug-2010 11:16 AM (Edited)
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Bingowings said:

The guard wakes up and reveals herself to be a stunningly beautiful elf princess.

You both live happily ever after and gain 100 Kudos points each.

We live happily ever after, until sadly, she takes 19 more damage from heavy fondling thus depleating her HP entirely. I now inherit her 100 Kudos and am in mourning.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Bingowings
Time: 26-Aug-2010 11:24 AM (Edited)
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Poor brownbottle...however every cloud has silver lining (mmm time for tea).

One Piece Of Silver

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Aug-2010 11:47 AM
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C3PX said:

Bingowings said:

The guard wakes up and reveals herself to be a stunningly beautiful elf princess.

You both live happily ever after and gain 100 Kudos points each.

We live happily ever after, until sadly, she takes 19 more damage from heavy fondling thus depleating her HP entirely.

Here's the lesson, kids - don't use pleats when making a computer.

Author: C3PX
Time: 26-Aug-2010 12:37 PM
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Pleats are never a good thing. Only dorks wear pleats. Nice catch, by the way.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Bingowings
Time: 26-Aug-2010 12:47 PM
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So she was a dork disguised as a delf disguised as a dguard...that was a dtwist.

Author: FanFiltration
Time: 26-Aug-2010 1:35 PM
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“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

Author: C3PX
Time: 26-Aug-2010 1:49 PM
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That made me laugh really hard. But see, my philosophy is, I mean, let's put it this way...

You walk into a bar and there are two really pretty girls sitting on the opposite sides of the bar from each other, both all alone and with an empty seat next to them. The first girl has on a nice tank top that makes her look pleasantly mammalian. The second girl has on a really loose... pleated... top, and there is no telling what is going on under there, like a giant curtain shrouding what may or may not be present beneath it. Do you go for the pleasant mammal, or do you go for the mystery curtain and just hope not to be disappointed...

I have nothing to hide, and my dick can breath at night, so pleats be damned. :)

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Aug-2010 1:51 PM (Edited)
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^Which one is a legal citizen?

Author: Bingowings
Time: 27-Aug-2010 9:55 PM
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It is undeniable that allowing air to the pelvic region does reduce the opportunity of getting a nasty infection...down there...in the fun zone.

Though I wouldn't encourage any of the honourable members or you naughty brownbottles to do it near an open window.

You never know who is watching.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 28-Oct-2010 12:21 AM
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After reading this

I was over joyed to discover that Alistair Sim was alive and well and still working in the educational sector.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 3-Dec-2010 11:03 AM (Edited)
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Julian Lestrange says :

Hi Kids I can exclusively reveal I have just taken another leak and people who run banks are a bunch of ninnies.

Shux!

Prof Tom Flanagan replies :

I'm up here in my repository of books if you get the picture Jules.