Make Ben sound like Anakin to scare the Sandpeople away from Luke.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Krayt dragon fx)
oh wait yes.
Luke follows Ben into the Cantina but instead of a teeming dive it's empty and silent and clad in gold.
Luke looks behind him and the droids are gone.
Behind the bar is Dr Eldon Tyrell.
Tyrell : What will you be drinking, sir?
Luke : Hair of the wamp-rat that bit me, I guess, A little slow tonight, isn't it? [laughs]
Tyrell: Yes, it is, Mr. Skywalker. What'll it be?
Luke: I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were gonna be there for two more seasons. So here's what: you slip me a bottle of Jawa Juice, a little glass, and some ice. You can do that, can't you? You're not too busy, are you?
Tyrell: No, sir, I'm not busy at all.
Luke: Good man! You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em back. One by one. Crop duster's burden, crop duster's burden. [Luke opens his wallet and finds that it's empty] Say, it seems I'm temporarily light. How's my credit in this joint, anyway?
Tyrell: Your credit's fine, Mr Skywalker.
Luke: That's swell. I like you. I always liked you. You were always the best of 'em. Best Force-damn bartender from Anchorhead to Mos Espa, Alderaan – or Coruscant, for that matter.
Tyrell: Thank you for saying so.
Luke: Here's to five miserable months of blue milk and all the irreparable harm that it's caused me.
Tyrell: How are things going, Mr. Skywalker?
Luke: Things could be better. Things could be a whole lot better.
Tyrell: I hope it's nothing serious.
Luke: No. Nothing serious. Just a little problem an old man, two droids and no questions asked. Where are those droids by the way?
Tyrell: Droids. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em, the management doesn't serve their kind in here [whispers] more human than human.
Luke: Words of wisdom. Words of wisdom.
Luke turns around and sees Zam Wessel covered in blood standing motionless in the empty bar clutching her wrist.
Zam : A Senator from Naboo, It was just a job.
Luke : What are you talking about? Tell us? TELL US NOW!
Suddenly the scene changes to a busy Cantina and Luke is on the floor looking at a hairy bloody arm, which turns into a smoking flipper and then a smoking pale hand.
Ben : Chewbecca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us.
I'd like to see more washtroopers, washdroids, dryerwookies, and so on.
Leia is Tarkin's ex-wife. It ended in a messy divorce.
She took the house... He blew up her planet.
Episode One : Crawl reads "War Starts...."
Pan down to starfield.
Starfield stays on screen for 136mins.
The end titles come up.
Episodes Two through to Six : Crawl reads "War Continues...." (otherwise same as above).
Keeping the tone provided by Surfer Dude Fed from ROTS redub all of Anakin and Obi-Wan's lines in the style of Bill And Ted or Dude Where's My Car.
Could you imagine someone remaking STAR WARS as an animated Disney movie?:
“You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”
– Homer Simpson
Okay, one more:
“You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”
– Homer Simpson
Monroville said:
Could you imagine someone remaking STAR WARS as an animated Disney movie?:
Tiny Toons essentially did their own version of Episode IV. ;)
Where were you in '77?
i'll never be able to look at mini in the same way again DING DONG!!!!
Bingowings said: Do you want to see the project finished as a playable film or a flick book?
In the prequels you could have this team of superheroes like The Justice League (they could all have special powers and fancy weapons) most of them get along with each other but there could be a few that bicker for no logical reason just to add drama.
They could have a base which is the tallest building in the capital, where they train and plan stuff.
Some of them could even be aliens.
When a war breaks out they instantly side with the Government even if it makes no sense at all.
You could even have a bad-arsed supervillain in a hood who looks just like the most famous person in the galaxy, because (and here's the twist) he IS the most famous person in the galaxy but with his hood on nobody recognises him, not even the superheroes. He could have a bunch of incompetent sidekicks all armed with really useless weapons (for comic relief).
didnt want to ruin Ady's episode v thread so here goes....
I just read about the maul/grevious merger on the shroud of the darkside thread, and it got me wondering what a rebel pilot merged with an R2 unit would be like.
Then an x-wing doesnt need a pilot and and R2 unit - space saved for more weapons/coffee maker me thinks!
maybe this can be incorporated into return of the jedi :P
You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.
cutnshut said:
didnt want to ruin Ady's episode v thread so here goes....
I just read about the maul/grevious merger on the shroud of the darkside thread, and it got me wondering what a rebel pilot merged with an R2 unit would be like.
Then an x-wing doesnt need a pilot and and R2 unit - space saved for more weapons/coffee maker me thinks!
maybe this can be incorporated into return of the jedi :P
Somebody make a mock up of this!
I dont want to think of it...
-Berry
They better watch out for this guy...
^Just hope you don't live to see his small moon.
You mean if I live long enough, it's a certainty?
Yeesh.
OzoneSherrif said: over the top Palpatine in that ROTS duel worked for me. at least in a so bad it was entertaining kind of way in an otherwise joyless film. i think what detracts more from Palpatine is that line: "You can't kill him he's a SITH LORD!" and those other goofy moments when he was on the droid ship.
Change the line to "You can't kill him, He's the Gingerbread Man".
I already posted these in my thread, but I think these two babies are a perfect example of how hilariously bad things could go if one were so inclined:
Monroville said:
"Could you imagine someone remaking STAR WARS as an animated Disney movie?"
Didn't George already do that? Three times.
Cleopatra said:
Leia is Tarkin's ex-wife. It ended in a messy divorce.
She took the house... He blew up her planet.
LOL!
When the Tauntaun collapses Han slits Luke open and stuffs it inside to keep it warm.
When Luke's hand gets sliced off, his Lightsaber doesn't extinguish, causing it to at some point slice through the power source for the antigrav generators which hold Cloud City up, which promptly plummets to its doom.
....back on Degobah...
Obi-Wan: *facepalm* "I told you he was our last hope. Now what?!"
Yoda: "Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not..."
Obi-Wan: "Oh, shut up."
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
When the rebels are fleeing Hoth in ESB, have one of the escort x-wings destroyed by the Star Destroyer.
I KID!!!