New Politics (please read the Charter in the OP before posting). — Page 2

Takes double reading. An open mind. And some other stuff i was ranting about at the time.

xhonzi said:

ABC:

Who has vever understood DS's posts ?

I vever.  At least, I used to did.

 

From time to time...

... I cee.

Welcome to both of you swabs of goo.

A B C for derailing the thread and ignoring the brown bottle directive wins 10 Kudos points (a small fraction of the Kudos points available for keeping it on the rails).

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The honourable gentleman may talk about Star Wars but only in a political context.

For miss-spelling beyond the call of duty Darth Solo gains 5 Kudos points.

I don't think he mispelled... I just understood: it's the mask. Just take it off DS.

PS (to the "other people"): btw guys, don't bother posting in the other place -(Damn! I'm gonna loose my kuddo points now)- We'll comment from here.

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The honourable* gentleman from the United States of Frinkica fears he has lost his mind, as he has understood less than 42% of the words in this thread.

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The Honourable Frink wins 1 Kudos point for the English spelling adjustment.

Everyone gains 2 Kudos points for remaining off topic (including brownbottle).

A B C gains an extra Kudos point for off thread French homework correction.

Darth Solo said:

Pluck off Fink

Fluck off Pink.

Did I do it rite?

The honourable gentlefrink need not wag himself but if he wishes to refer to the other contributors he must wag them.

The same goes or the other honourable members.

The honourable gentlefrink* begs the court for mercy and wags Solo, I think.

TV's Frink said:

Darth Solo said:

Pluck off Fink

Fluck off Pink.

Did I do it rite?

HUMBLE PIE gets very sickly, very, very quickly Mr. Frink. Bingo me and you never mixed words ever. Like i said this was a f***k*d *p place from the moment i descovered it, but this sh** is just pure gang mass witch-hunting, on newcomers at times.

For use of foul language Darth Solo is now .

WOOOAAA !!!! Do you see that !!!??? First post from Darth Bottle I can read and understand in its entirety right away !

He should be pissed off more often. No kudos points for his spelling effort ?

Yes, Darth brownbottle gets 100 Kudos points which he can use should he get a full pardon from HRH Queen Elizabeth II.

C3PX (brownbottle) gets 300 Kudos points for continuing to post after being brownbottled (and off topic too).

As the first two brownbottled postees C3PX and Darth Solo (Both brownbottles) now earn the right to call an election.

Candidates must choose a colour, publish a manifesto, and gain an over all majority in an election to form a government.

The 'not winning' side will then become the leader of the opposition.

Brownbottled postees do not have to call an election (but any two or more brownbottles may).

Will the honourable Sir Wings of Bingo allow the trading of Kudos points in exchange for a Kudos Bar?

You'll be surprised by the nutrition facts!

Sorry Kudos points can only officially be traded in for honours (however you may make under the counter deals with other postees to trade them for whatever you want as long as you don't get caught).

On the subject of never getting caught, the curate and foreign funded terrorism.

Apologies for my mindless ranting thread master. And yet again to Frink (its my lame taste in humour).

I cant remember posting that BS at all(removed-some if it).

Meh, I'm used to it.  Don't understand it, but I'm used to it.

Darth Brownbottle gains 5.78 Kudos Points for contrition but can not be uncorked until Blackmod (one of the official OT.com mods who probably have much better things to do) posts a picture of Queen Elizabeth II (refer to OP for details).

I have a picture of the second Queen Elizabeth.

So do I 

But Goode Queen Bess doesn't count in this case.