Chewtobacca said:

Seeing as you are now the Ice Cream Man, Frink, and at the present moment, not having had a dessert, a Strawberry ice cream would be better than a proper release of the OOT. Only, I do not want any of those sprinkles on the top, and it would have to be soy ice cream, as I am lactose intolerant, and I want a proper wafer, not a cornet.

a) I'm not the ice cream man anymore, as my fun has been spoilt. I just haven't got around to changing my title yet.

b) You'd rather have a Strawberry ice cream than a proper OOT? That's just silly...

c) ...but then I read your list of demands, and getting what you want seems pretty unlikely, so I'll sign off on your demands.

d) You're lactose intolerant? As a former ice cream man, you have my sympathies.

Jerry Seinfeld said:

I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it.