God-ish Something or Other said:

Hey there, buddy. You're living your life pretty well so far, and therefore I'm a gonna reward you. You have two choices - I'll give you a proper release of the OOT, or I'll give you (blank) you always wanted. Which will it be?

Maybe an internet forum that I can occasionally chat in without idiotic arguing about Mark Hamill's chin, the supposed armor on a model walking tank that was filmed in the late seventies, or any type of complaint that some fat man in plaid somehow raped their childhood.

Geez, I hate this place sometimes.

*sigh*