Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes! — Page 5

A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons.

I said "Are they twins?"

She said "No, there's a year between them, do you think they look alike?"

I said "No, I just can't believe someone would f*** you twice!!"

I bet Cookie MOnster LOVES that joke!

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading.

The man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies "I think you'll find that is a sheep"

The man replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Ok Ok...I fixed it

I didn't even see that.... ;)

I haven't admitted to anything...Don't get so excited!!

Very good...haha!!!

Still, I don't know who this Geeza is, but he sounds pretty bloody cool!!!

Oh man, you crack me up!!

TV's Frink said:

The Geeza said:

A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons.

I said "Are they twins?"

She said "No, there's a year between them, do you think they look alike?"

I said "No, you're just a very nice person!"

Fixed for CM's sake!

 Fixedx2.

...what?

Now it's about sharing!

Frink-

Marge gives you a mission in a level where you play Bart in the Simpsons Hit 'n' Run game.  The mission is to blow-up a truck full of violent video games before they get into the hands of innocent kids.  This causes Marge to lament, "Why are games so violent?!?  Why aren't there more games about 'sharing'?"

Ah, good game. Good times...

What did the dog say to the constipated cat?

Have a break, have a shit cat.

TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Frink-

Marge gives you a mission in a level where you play Bart in the Simpsons Hit 'n' Run game.  The mission is to blow-up a truck full of violent video games before they get into the hands of innocent kids.  This causes Marge to lament, "Why are games so violent?!?  Why aren't there more games about 'sharing'?"

I don't believe in Simpsons EU. :P

Fair enough... I don't believe in any Simpsons since Phantom Menace came out.