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A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons.

I said "Are they twins?"

She said "No, there's a year between them, do you think they look alike?"

I said "No, I just can't believe someone would f*** you twice!!"

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I bet Cookie MOnster LOVES that joke!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading.

The man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies "I think you'll find that is a sheep"

The man replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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The Geeza said:

A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons.

I said "Are they twins?"

She said "No, there's a year between them, do you think they look alike?"

I said "No, I just can't believe someone would **** you twice!!"

Fixed for CM's sake!

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HotRod said:

Still, I don't know who this Geeza is, but he sounds pretty bloody cool!!!

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TV's Frink said:

The Geeza said:

A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons.

I said "Are they twins?"

She said "No, there's a year between them, do you think they look alike?"

I said "No, you're just a very nice person!"

Fixed for CM's sake!

 Fixedx2.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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...what?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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xhonzi did to the Geeza's joke what Marge did to Itchy and Scratchy.

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Now it's about sharing!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Frink-

Marge gives you a mission in a level where you play Bart in the Simpsons Hit 'n' Run game.  The mission is to blow-up a truck full of violent video games before they get into the hands of innocent kids.  This causes Marge to lament, "Why are games so violent?!?  Why aren't there more games about 'sharing'?"

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Ah, good game. Good times...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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xhonzi said:

Frink-

Marge gives you a mission in a level where you play Bart in the Simpsons Hit 'n' Run game.  The mission is to blow-up a truck full of violent video games before they get into the hands of innocent kids.  This causes Marge to lament, "Why are games so violent?!?  Why aren't there more games about 'sharing'?"

I don't believe in Simpsons EU. :P

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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Frink-

Marge gives you a mission in a level where you play Bart in the Simpsons Hit 'n' Run game.  The mission is to blow-up a truck full of violent video games before they get into the hands of innocent kids.  This causes Marge to lament, "Why are games so violent?!?  Why aren't there more games about 'sharing'?"

I don't believe in Simpsons EU. :P

Fair enough... I don't believe in any Simpsons since Phantom Menace came out.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!