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What is wrong with Return of the Jedi? — Page 2

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Originally posted by: jimbo
DocCovington first of all Natalie Portman is insanely sexy. She beyond belief gorgous. Not just pretty. Beautiful.
Well, guess we have differetn taste in women, too. That's life.

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I dream of her all the time.
That's because you're sixteen and don't know what the true values of a woman are. Okay, tastes are different, so there.

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The action bored you. You must have no addrenaline. [...]
Really? There is a difference between stupid action and action that derives from formerly built-up tension. Unfortunately, AotC had almost only the former, and THAT's boring.

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Its a stratagy of throwing everything at the audience that worked so well.
Well, there are people who prefer to chew before they swallow, you know?

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Attack of the Clones borrows elements from Shackspeare, fall of Rome, and a little Tolkein.
I don't know which of these comparisons I find most blasphemic! *lol*

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It had the same well done story and dark feel that I loved about The Empire Strikes Back but adds a level of excitement and technical marvel that beats it all.
Now, THIS is definitely the top of all your blasphemous rant. *nudge*

Doc
(shocked & amused at the same time)
Taylor: Oh H, whatever happened to the way of the warrior??
Harold: The way of the warrior doesn't stand a chance against the way of the wife.
('K2', 1991)
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just so you know jimbo and DocCovington... i - and i think i speak for the rest of us here (if not then say so) - dont want to see this devolve into meaningless banter and flamings of each other where you do nothing but piss at each other's toes... lets try and keep this (not necessarily at all!) clean, but fair and without too many insults...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Hey, what do you want? I already edited my post!!

Besides, there is a reason why I've put quite a few smilies and winkies in there from the very beginning. I'm not feeling insulted or pissed at, so why would I want to "strike back", eh?
Taylor: Oh H, whatever happened to the way of the warrior??
Harold: The way of the warrior doesn't stand a chance against the way of the wife.
('K2', 1991)
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Originally posted by: DocCovington
Hey, what do you want? I already edited my post!!


What did you say to him on your original post? C'mon, bring back the classical original post! Or should I have to make a petition for it?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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nothing more than a clean fight... fights a encouraged here, but just so it doesnt get too personal and someone causes another party to leave this site. we're already divided enough as it is.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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*LOL* I can't, ricardleite. That's the ultimate version, sorry.
Taylor: Oh H, whatever happened to the way of the warrior??
Harold: The way of the warrior doesn't stand a chance against the way of the wife.
('K2', 1991)
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LOL!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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lmao ricarleite! you have such a way with words it cracks me up!


Um yeah anyway...ROTJ..........Is it good or a stinker???

I saw all 3 OT as they came out & still to this day ESB is my fav! Did I like ROTJ? Well when I was 9 & watching I loved it..................EXCEPT.................................THOSE F*$**** EWOKS!!!!!!!

Now I know as a kid they were meant to appeal to me, but sorry guys( & gals), they annoyed the hell outta me! ROTJ has some really nasty dark stuff going on (Ep3 take note you say dark, we know dark already, we want so black; its void)!!! Then along come these fuzzy little things with crappy spears & a few rocks & suddenly these cool looking guys in nice shiney white suits of armour are just falling over & giving it up like lil b******!!!! WTF is that all about?? I appreciate that GL was trying to make some statement about dependance in technology leading to eventual downfall (perhaps he should have hastened his own meannings...teehee) but even as a 9 yr old I was appalled. My parents distinctly remember me moaning to them there & then, loudly in the cinema:

"This is stupid, those stormtroopers have got guns & those teddies have only got sticks, they'd be dead by now!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh well the shattered illusions of a 9 yr old & people only started to moan about raped childhood when TPM came out, christ I WAS STILL A CHILD :> hehehe

Oh yeah.....the Han/Luke/Leia love triangle thingy thats played out REALLY badly annoys me too, always has, always will & you moan that AOTC had cheese love!

One other thing......lol....

Boba Fett's death????? WTF was that all about??????? Anyway other than that, yeah I agree, great flick :>
Evil dude: "You do not no pain, you do not know fear. You will taste MAN FLESH"

Evil ugly dudes: "YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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i love the ewoks and i love even more their OT song at the end.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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lmao!!

Right thats it!!!

Motti, you asked for it!!!!

PISTOLS AT DAWN, OLD BEAN!

I DEMAND WE SETTLE THIS OUTSIDE, AS GENTLEMEN!
Evil dude: "You do not no pain, you do not know fear. You will taste MAN FLESH"

Evil ugly dudes: "YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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die-jarjar-die, you just made your last mistake take it from the voice of experience. You DON'T want to mess with Motti.
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dawn? outside? gentlemen? lol

*whips out his kneecutter and shoots djjd's left knee and then the right.

you have spunk, we could maybe use you... but dont ever mess with the Mangler Brothers.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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I remember seeing Jedi for the first time at the cinema in 83!!
Then again and again and agian...17 times in 3 weeks

It probably was the happiest time of my life!!!

So to me Jedi fucking rocks big time!!

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I dream of her all the time.
That's because you're sixteen and don't know what the true values of a woman are. Okay, tastes are different, so there.



True values of women. Great face, legs, thin, tight little apple of an ass, thin belly, and of course hooters. Gotta love them hooters. Bundy credo.
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lmao!!

Damn I was hoping that someone would follow up my classic Marx Bros joke with:

"But we're all ready outside"

"Oh, well let's go inside & discuss this like ladies then"

Ahhh well

*falls over in puddle of blood & spunk??????*
Evil dude: "You do not no pain, you do not know fear. You will taste MAN FLESH"

Evil ugly dudes: "YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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*hands die-jarjar-die a medkit*

Bloody hell, who's gonna clean up this mess??? *L*


@jimbo: Either you're just kidding and trying to provoke me , or you deserve all the pity you can get for being so shallow. Either way, this discussion is pointless.

Doc
Taylor: Oh H, whatever happened to the way of the warrior??
Harold: The way of the warrior doesn't stand a chance against the way of the wife.
('K2', 1991)
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Im not shallow. I just only care about a girls looks.
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Maybe in the shallow end of the gene pool

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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"Oh, well let's go inside & discuss this like ladies then"


LMFAO!!!
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Maybe in the shallow end of the gene pool


You don't have go into insults. Theres nothing wrong with appreciating a girls looks.
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Im not shallow. I just only care about a girls looks.




LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely thats the VERY definition of shallow?????????????????????????????

Evil dude: "You do not no pain, you do not know fear. You will taste MAN FLESH"

Evil ugly dudes: "YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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Teenagers really have no sense of humour, do they?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I know what shallow means. That was a Kelso line from That 70s show. I thought it was funny.
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jimbo... would you date and evenatually marry a girl/woman that is not completely attracting, bound to a wheelchair the rest of her life, has a speech impediment and is has no breasts because of breast cancer (she had surgery and it went well), but she is an amazingly terrific person, she is just the one you are looking for...

im sorry to lay this out this har and harsh, and i am deeply sorry for anyone suffering the illnesses i mentioned above.
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I know I would
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering