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But if you did get fired you'd have more time to work on both our resumes!

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TV's Frink said:

Holy...

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187290318168683.gif

It's a trap!

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http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fc/Stormman.jpg
I can't believe I just linked to... that place...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Wow, Frink, that is quite possibly the Rube Goldbergiest Rube Goldberg device ever conceived.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/f0c17db5-b313-4bc8-93dc-04d3f63dd62e.jpg

 

Also...

fashion fail - Well, He Is Right...

 

How disturbing is it that he's browsing the "For Teens" section?

 

 

 

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I hope that's the only thing you find disturbing about that picture.  Well, that and the camo.  I'm not terribly fond of camo...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Oh, don't worry, I'm a big fan of men in skirts.

Um....

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This probably belongs in the baseball thread, but you non-hardballers will get a kick out of it as well, I think...

Worst Date Ever

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Bingowings said:

Odd news takes on a Sci-Fi air when seen through the eyes of a nerd.

Terminators or Cylons (they are Swedish so certainly some kind of Borg)?

Rage Virus early Human trials? 

 

^Those are two of the weirdest stories I have heard in a long time.

 

 

This makes me really sad:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/10/christopher-hitchens-im-d_n_676681.html

I really like Christopher Hitchens and was really sorry to hear he was sick, it is really hard to see pictures of him like this.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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My question about the Rage Virus story - why was she only charged with vandalism?  How about assault?

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I don't know how true this is but I've been told that some of the major fast food companies discourage their employees from making claims through the courts but will take action as a company (they will, allegedly pay employees to not take an action for assault).

I don't know how true this rumour is but it would explain the vandalism charge.

I'm more concerned with the robo-twin getting one day in prison (presumably because of the assult on a police officer which would warrant a longer term on it's own) considering how many lives the pair put at risk.

Obviously Skynet has good barristers.

Were their superpowers really down to bionics or drugs (presumably they got a drugs test when they went to hospital)?

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The motorway madness story went from already epically weird to tragically way off the scale and it's not over yet.

I've just seen the related documentary Madness In The Fastlane (watchable here if you are within reach of BBC iplayer).

If you can't watch this unbelievably strange story you can read about it here.

Be warned it's not easy watching but it's so bizarre it would not be believed as fiction.

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I like The Office as much as the next person, but this is just...random...

 

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Pinky tells me this is based off that one Star Wars poster... not that I'd know, I don't watch that trash.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Ok, maybe "random" isn't the right word.

It's just weird.