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No one has figured out who "M.R." is?  It should be...

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...wait for it...

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...obvious.

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Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPPB! said:

Meanwhile, back at Erica's ship, "Jane Air", the door rapidly opened. An oddly dressed man flew inside, and landed on the mirror-finish floor. As he tried to compose himself, Anjella casually walked inside, soon followed by Erica who closed the door behind her.


Erica said, "Well, R.M. ...make yourself confortable. You're gonna be here a while."

Anjella said, as she took off her Jedi robe, "Ya Ron...you're not gonna get away so easily this time!"


As Anjella slung her robe over a chair, Erica admired her slender body...noticing R.M. doing the same thing, and failing to be subtle about it. Erica knew that the two of them were gonna have a really easy time getting the information they needed from the this typical male. Erica went over to Anjella, wrapped her arms around Anjella's waist, and gave her a sweet kiss...all the while watching as Ron stared at them.


Erica whispering to Anjella, "Look at him...do you think his BIG shoes means he has a BIG..."

Anjella interrupted, "Erica!...You're soo bad!", and then giggled.


The girls laughed as R.M.'s facial expression showed his growing awareness of the situation.

 

Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPPB! said:

DAYS LATER...


Erica landed "Jane Air" in the rendezvous area, releaved that the nafarious (yet hansom), R.M. was soo close to being dealt with, once-and-for-all. Erica initiated a signal to Ric about the prize waiting for him, then left the cock pit, and went to her personal quarters, where Anjella was 'entertaining' Ronald.


Erica, in a sarcastic voice, said, "Well, Mr. McDonald...you'll soon encounter the most fearsomely hansom man you'll ever be excecuted by," with a tone of regret in her voice.

Anjella chimed in, "...although, you were pretty fun to be with...your big red nose felt soo good," as she got closer to him...letting Ronald smell her sweet perfume, perhaps for the last time.

Ronald, struggling to stay focused, blurted out, "PLEASE...Stop. I'm not the one you're looking for. If you just..."

Erica interrupted, getting face-2-face with Ron, (with her non-ignited saber under his chin) "Tell you what...if you promise to stop talking, I'll make sure Ric has a good reason to kill you...Okay?"


Ron started to say "Yes"...but Erica immidately pressed her saber hard into his jaw...making him only node in agreement. With some time remaining before Ric would likely show up, she sat Ron in a chair in the corner of the room, and then rejoined Anjella on the bed, to have some fun with her.

Cock pit?

lol

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R.ic, M.ini?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Wait, I mean of course not!  Or at least, I have no idea.  I stated in a previous episode that Ric had reversed the letters and it was M.R.  Davnes and CP3S continued the R.M. storyline, I believe.

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Sad this thing fell apart on account of the stupid cbox. This thing has gotten ridiculously weird. You see, Mini Ric would have been my first guess, but the whole mixing the letters up had me horribly confused. So now I guess the McDonald's mascot is being held captive by mistake, and Mini Ric is running free.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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The cbox was the dumbest thing in the history of that universe.  Why allow something where you can post as anyone?

Still waiting on the big reveal from the Geez.  I have no idea who that is, although my first guess is still HotRod.

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HotRod did tell Chaz that he was going to tell him a "secret" sometime at one point when he was flirting with Davenes.

I really want to see what happens when Chaz finds out. This is like a crappy reality TV show, and we are being deprived of the ending! ;)

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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"Crappy reality TV show"?  That sounds a bit redundant...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric hightailed it back to the "Jane Air" knowing that Anjella and Erica were waiting for him to arrive. He didn't understand the message they sent about finding "R.M." but he had news of his own, news too important not to deliver in person...

Ric entered the ship to see what fish the two vixens had caught.

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btw, I've already decided on the final post, whenever the time comes.  It will look something like this:

CAST:

Ric Olie - TV's Frink

Panaka - xhonzi

Erica - Davnes007

<snip>

Special thanks to OT.com.  This show would never have succeeded without your support.

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Hmmm...you must have been in some of the earlier episodes that don't get shown much in reruns anymore ;-)

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I believe I've been saying that all along, although I occasionally had my doubts with all the ***** and **** and **** your uncle's ******. ;-)

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Yeah, I gave up on that game.  Gave me a headache.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPPB! said:

As Anjella lay half-naked on the bed, playing with Erica's lightsaber, the door suddenly burst open. She let out a brief scream, which woke up Ronald (who was laying at the foot of the bed), but they soon calmed down.


Anjella welcomed him, "Oh...hey Ric. 'Bout time you showed up. Erica was almost starting to kinda worry that you might be late, but..."


At that moment, Erica walked out of the Sonic Shower Room, with a towel wrapped around her, and her hair still a bit wet.


"...but, now that you're here, we can finally get things starightened out.", Erica continued, as she puposely walked right in front Ric, before sitting down on the bed near Ronald. "Mr. McDonald wants to desperately know why we've been keeping him as our...'guest'."


Erica gently rubbed Ron's leg (which he seemed to enjoy) as she looked at him with a sly grin, before looking back at Ric.

Anjella then spoke up again, "So have a seat Ric...and we'll get everything sorted out.", as she then motioned with her finger for him to come closer.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

"S--s-s-sorry, Mistress Anjella," Ric stuttered, "but we don't have time for that right now. The stakes are too high. I don't know who this clown is sitting with you on the bed..."

Ric was momentarily distracted by what Erica's hand was doing.

"Um...er...at any rate, this is a desperate situation. I know who the mastermind is, and we have to--"

Ric was suddenly interrupted by the ship's alarm. One glance at the exterior viewscreen was all Ric needed.

"Ladies," he observed, "our worst fears have come true. The Mini-Death Star has been found."

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10 Aug 10, 04:29 PM
ADMIN: Geeza, when you say "all will be revealed" are you talking about your junk. Because, I have to admit, that's kind of interesting...
10 Aug 10, 01:26 AM
The Geeza: This place still going?? Who'd have thought!??!
9 Aug 10, 08:41 PM
Erica: Loonies?................Awww, what a nice thing to say. :D
2 Aug 10, 08:23 PM
ADMIN: Sorry guys, I'm just a little crabby because only you loonies are participating.
29 Jul 10, 09:40 PM
The Geeza: Don't worry, all will be revealed soon enough.........
28 Jul 10, 08:51 PM
ADMIN: Come on geeza dont leave us hangin.
26 Jul 10, 04:18 PM
ADMIN: *sigh* Ok geeza, what is it?
24 Jul 10, 08:28 PM
Chaz Solo: Ooh, a secret! Yes please.
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I'm working on my next post, and I need to know what direction to go:

A) M.R., and the Mini-DS, is somehow captured and/or destroyed.

B) Everyone escapes aboard 'Jane Air', before Tatooina is blowed up.

C) 'Jane Air' gets destroyed, and everyone dies - The End.

 

...and I'm going to connect Ronald with the Mini-DS.

 

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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Davnes007 said:


RE: NUDE NUDE PUBIC DP PROBE!

lol

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Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPPB! said:

Ronald starred at the viewscreen in disbelief.


"Oh...my...god. This can't be happening.", Ronald quietly remarked to himself.

Erica and Anjella looked at Ronald, silently asking for a little more of the story.

Ronald continued, "Years ago, I was the head of Imperial Weapons Dynamics. I...helped build that thing. I thought it was lost along with the Death Star II.........WHO's FLYING THAT THING?"

Erica suddenly switched her gaze towards the viewscreen...and then to Ric.

"......M.R., ...not R.M., ...", Erica sensed from Ric, "...it's Mini Ric?....ISN'T IT?!...".

Without unlocking her stare, Erica used the force to get her lightsaber, ignited it, and pointed it at Ric.

Erica continued, "...and now you've brought him here!"

Seconds later, Jane Air's computer spoke, (in a sexy female voice) "Red Alert...Red Alert.......Enemy has attained target lock......Enemy is powering up primary weapon."

Erica got up close to Ric, with her lightsaber between them, "Can you stop him?...before he destroys Tatooina?"

Ric had a dumb look on his face, so Erica ordered the ship to take off immediately, and try to intercept Mini Ric...before it was too late. Jane Air's engines roared to life, left the surface of Tatooina, and headed for space.

"Enemy intercept in...one minute.", Janes Air's computer told them.

From the viewscreen, they could finally see the tiny Mini DS, and it's main deflector dish glowing in anticipation.

They were soon contacted via PM by the dreaded, yet hansom, Mini Ric. It read: "DEAR ERICA. ITS TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF LIKE I DID WITH YOUR LOVELY MASTER ALL THOSE MANY YEARS AGO. OH, BY THE WAY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW. TTYL. -Mini Ricky"

Erica could't believe what she just read, as her heart began to fill with fear...then anger...which turned into hate...

"He's gonna suffer for this!...I will make him pay for what he's done...for what he's made me become.", Erica loudly muttered.

Just then, the Mini DS finally shot its load, broadsiding Jane Air. Everyone got tossed to the floor as the Jane Air got creamed, fatally crippling the ship, and disabling the auto-pilot.

Ronald was badly hurt, getting impaled by Erica's stripper pole, which had become detached from the ceiling. Anjella, rushed to help him, and the last thing he said to her was "...put it where the sun don't shine..." before he died.

Erica, momentarily puzzled by the odd statement, suddenly went to the control panel and plotted a course to the rear end of the Mini DS.

"I have to take Jane Air inside that thing manually...it's the only way to stop this madness..." Erica began.

Erica, starred at the beautiful Anjella, not wanting her to die, continued, "...Anjella, go to the escape pod...I'm gonna shove this thing right up his shaft!!"

Anjella looked sad...and then determined, "no...I won't leave you...I can't leave you...I want us to die together.".

Erica didn't argue, as Anjella ran up to her, and hugged her tightly, said, "I love you.".

Anjella responded, "Ya...I know."

Ric just stood there, quietly stating the obvious...but nobody was paying attention to him.

As Jane Air limped it's way the backside of the Mini DS, Mini Ric tried to spin to catch them, but he was too damn slow. Finally, they reached the hole and pushed their way inside, but it was a tight squeeze. It didn't take long to reach the Mini Core.

Erica aimed straight for it, and jammed the controls at full throttle. Erica and Anjella then faced each other (as Anjella removed Erica's towel)...and closed their eyes as they embraced for one last time.

Moments later, Mini Ric realized what Erica was doing...

Mini Ric exclaimed, "NNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!11!!1!!...........". :o

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The explosion could easily be seen from 12 parsecs away, vapourizing the entire Mini DS, Mini Ric, and Jane Air & it's gorgeous crew. Unexpectedly, a blast wave continued to spread, enveloping nearby ships, and then eventually Tatooina. Her'Mek happened to look to the heavens, only to witness the incoming blast wave heading towards him.

The wave hit the surface in the distance, which quickly came closer to Her'Mek's simple dentistry stall. Moments later, it was over as the entire planet was enveloped...and then crumbled into gravel, leaving nothing behind but a memory.

The blast wave, not satisfied with destroying one planet, traveled on, destroying many more planets in its quest to wipe them out...ALL OF THEM!

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None will know of the sacrifice made...but all will benefit from it. Never was so much owed by so many to so few. May the force be with them all...except Mini Ric, of course.