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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
http://twister111.tumblr.com
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That's random.
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^^LOLZ! Wookie stifen!
Bugger me, bugger me?
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http://www.sciencebuzz.org/blog/goats_in_trees
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Why?
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Did you follow the link?
Or are you just asking a random question?
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He's right.
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http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite
OW!!!
I now have 1 hour and 14 minutes to live.
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May suggest the edit button as you just threeplexed posted there (i thought id get in the way before this becomes a new record).
Erm, i have 49 minutes to live apparently.
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I think you've been with every edit button in town - I'm not touching it.
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Why not? Youve got less than an hour left in my calculations. Live life until ur doomed!
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Los Locos kick your ass!
Los Locos kick your face!
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
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I got an hour and 8 minutes. Well, time enough to go get some beer...
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host
I also got a single tapeworm soon to become zombiefied alongside me. Hurray I gots a zombie friend for my zombie life!
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Played my first 18 holes of disc golf tonight. Not bad! I need to get my own discs and learn their characteristics, though. I pretty much used one mid-range for the whole thing.
P.S. Another thread I've somehow become unsubscribed to... >:-(
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Rubens Barrichello :)
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And he has bigger tits than Henry Kissinger.
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it was yesterday, huh?
that was a dumb episode...
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Ripplin said:
Rubens Barrichello :)
Figures, i guess..
Indie 500 talk...
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"Last edited on August 2, 2010 at 9:49 AM by Darth Solo (Reason: Oh wait, buckethead cant see his own tread anymorez)"
Yes, I can. I just need to re-subscribe for no good reason. And I could always see it. ;)
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Darth Solo knows..somethin about nothin for once.
I was viewing your input on cosplay elsewhere recently...impressive, most impressive ;-)
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Chateau Bingowings is located in a rather quiet area, good neighbours, polite children that sort of thing.
All the time we have been here we haven't experienced any criminal activity, which is a blessing these days so it was a bit of a surprise to find myself a 'victim' of a 'crime'.
Not just that but so strange a 'crime' I really don't know what to make of it.
It appears that everyone within our locality has had the nozzles of their garden hoses stolen.
Nothing else.
Just the nozzles.
What's more whoever did this had the foresight to unscrew the hose from my wall tap first to avoid getting sprayed with water (even though it was put on so tight I couldn't remove it myself).
These nozzles go for about £4.99 new so hardly the crime of the century.
I wouldn't have noticed it if my next door neighbour hadn't pointed it out after having it pointed out by his neighbour.
Currently our chief suspect is the window cleaner guy.
He is the only person I can think of who would have the opportunity to go into everyone's back garden without being noticed (even by people who are in would just think it was the window cleaner cleaning windows).
The only other suspicious person was a woman I saw with a parcel. I heard the gate open and then there was a knock on the door.
A woman then asked me if she could retrieve a parcel she had put under my garden table as she now realised she had delivered it to the wrong house.
This was before I noticed the nozzel missing but I can't see her having the time to unscrew the hose from the tap and then the nozzel from the hose in the time between opening the gate and knocking on the door.
She certainly didn't do it while I was watching her from the kitchen.
She may have with stealth sneaked into the garden, taken the hose, then made a show of going around the back and opening the gate and then knocked on the door to retrieve the parcel but it sounds a very convoluted plan.
But I'm more mystified by why?
What use would these nozzles be?
Even in bulk we are talking pennies second hand (if he or she could find a buyer) and we are in the rainiest bit of a very rainy land.
I haven't had cause to use my hose pipe since I moved here, it was only fixed to the wall because the better half put it on so tight when testing it that I didn't want to risk removing it and upset the water tap. Hardly anyone around here actually uses the hose pipes for anything other than cleaning their dustbins and maybe their cars if they are feeling too lazy to fill a bucket.
If it is the window cleaner he gets paid much more per house to clean the windows than he could ever possibly hope to make selling stolen hose pipe nozzles and I imagine that people are less likely to want to get their windows cleaned now after this nozzlenapping spree. If it's the woman what on Earth is going through her mind?
Possible solutions would be welcome here, the more novel the better.
It sounds like something straight out of the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or Agatha Christie (minus the corpse as yet).
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They probably do it just because they know The Sun would waste a front page article detailing The Great Nozzle Heist. :p
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So theory number one, an attention seeking prank...perhaps a call for help?
Is the hose nozzle symbolic or just a random object that is easy to remove from the scene unnoticed?
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maybe an artist that wants to make a big sculpture out of them. he could've just bought them though. maybe a starving artist.