The reserved spots are kept in a locked vault that can only be opened from our corporate offices via telephone as a safety measure for instances just like this. If I call them now and ask them to open it, they'll check the cameras to make sure everything is okay, see that it isn't, and within seconds this place will be swarming with armed security guards. But here, I've got $5.23 cents, a gum wrapper, 3 sticks of gum, a library card, and a condom (one of those ones with all the bumpy things she likes, still sealed too!), hopefully these will make your efforts somewhat more worthwhile.