TV's Frink said:
In order: Beats me, yes, and yes.
The use of "nerf" in place of "smurf"* is out of hand in this thread.
Well, if the answers to the latter two questions are "yes" then the answer to the first question (which wasn't really a question) is definitely a yes. And in some vague way, that makes me an important part of (sports) history. Oh, the irony.
I don't think I've ever even thrown a Nerf football before!