TV's Frink Birthday Roast — Page 2

Author: Johnny Ringo
Time: 23-Jul-2010 11:03 PM (Edited)
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If you must know, what I did was, I wrote a Roast that was simply too radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for you to accept.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 11:13 PM
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I accept your excuse. ;-)

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 23-Jul-2010 11:57 PM
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TV's Frink said:

Heathers?* I really need to watch that movie again, it's been too long.

You get a Super Duper Cheater's Cookie!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 24-Jul-2010 12:15 AM
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:-(

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 24-Jul-2010 12:25 AM
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Geez, come on. It's still a cookie. There was just some cheating involved in order to make it.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Sluggo
Time: 24-Jul-2010 2:14 AM (Edited)
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TV's Frink said:

Thanks!*

Last edited on July 23, 2010 at 10:37 AM by TV's Frink (Reason: *Do I get to respond to these accusations?)

PROBATION!!

Author: Leonardo
Time: 24-Jul-2010 4:37 AM
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This thread is now about.... Ketchup/Catsup !!!!

Author: cutnshut
Time: 24-Jul-2010 6:31 AM
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You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 24-Jul-2010 9:36 AM (Edited)
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Sluggo said:

TV's Frink said:

Thanks!*

Last edited on July 23, 2010 at 10:37 AM by TV's Frink (Reason: *Do I get to respond to these accusations?)

PROBATION!!

Last edited on July 24, 2010 at 12:14 AM by Sluggo (Reason: That feels good to say.)

Keep your weird deviant emotions to yourself.*

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 24-Jul-2010 9:37 AM
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Author: Sluggo
Time: 24-Jul-2010 1:10 PM
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Worst

Roast

Ever

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 24-Jul-2010 1:23 PM
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Sluggo is so ugly, I wouldn't %$#& him with Gaffer's $#@#.

Better?

Author: cutnshut
Time: 24-Jul-2010 1:27 PM
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You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

Author: Warbler
Time: 24-Jul-2010 2:06 PM
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TV's Frink said:

These insults are too mild for a roast. At best this is a very light basting.

Frink is without any doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel and a mean, dirty stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned, no good son of a b****!

I've always wanted to use that quote.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 24-Jul-2010 2:17 PM
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What's that from?

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 24-Jul-2010 2:32 PM
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TV's Frink said:

Sluggo is so ugly, I wouldn't %$#& him with Gaffer's $#@#.

Better?

I'll task you to keep my Sulu out of this, thank you.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Warbler
Time: 24-Jul-2010 4:42 PM
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TV's Frink said:

What's that from?

1776.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 26-Jul-2010 2:33 PM
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And then you sign your name at the bottom.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Jul-2010 3:17 PM
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Someone better turn the heat up. I'm getting cold.

Author: Ziggy Stardust
Time: 1-Jul-2011 11:11 PM
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Does it have to be Frink's birthday to give him a roast?

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 1-Jul-2011 11:40 PM
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Oh my gosh, we're less than a month from my two year ot.com birthday...

MUST REACH 20,000 POSTS!!!

Author: Ziggy Stardust
Time: 1-Jul-2011 11:48 PM
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Good thing I bumped the thread!

Now I need to work on my roast....

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 1-Jul-2011 11:50 PM
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Please do...it won't be hard to roast me better than last year.

Author: Ziggy Stardust
Time: 1-Jul-2011 11:52 PM (Edited)
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Last year there was no roast.

It just ended up being a thread derailment.

Author: greenpenguino
Time: 2-Jul-2011 4:10 AM
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Hmmm.... Maybe we should make a thread for you to make nonsense post-after-post to get to 20,000

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