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xhonzi said:

Leonardo-

Just watch out for mistakes you make when you're drunk.  They may have very long last consequences for you, the girl, and any kids that may spring up in the middle of it.  There are mistakes, and then there are mistakes.

*plays banjo*

Oh you can be sure there won't be any of that business. I don't think she likes me that much. And if she does put out, well I'm gonna run around town naked, like one of my fellow citizens from the past (a little history lesson, let's  see if you can guess where I'm from :) )

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theres a man who rides around cambridge on his bike with no clothes on, always has a radio strapped to the back of it.

 

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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well i dont think there was a treaty involved, so i guess not!

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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Leonardo said:

thanks, Sluggo, I'll try, but I also WANT to make mistakes, as  it's about damn time that I did SOMETHING!

Yes, mistakes (of this sort) are fun. Make them while your young. You'll regret it if you don't. It is worth a shot at least. I like you attitude with the whole, it is about time I did something. Don't be a coward, just go for it. You'll be a happier person.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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True story:

When I was younger, a friend and I were skiing with our families.  At lunch, we happened to notice two attractive members of the fairer sex sitting a few tables away at lunch.  Approaching strange girls out of the blue was not in either of our playbooks, but for some reason I decided to get up and go over to them.  I introduced myself and asked if they would like to ski with us after lunch.  To my shock, they agreed.

We went out and took a lift up.  Me and my friend each chatted up one of the girls, and we seemed to be hitting it off.  We got to the top of the lift and prepared to head down the hill.  They suggested we go first.

Now, I consider myself a very good skier.  I figured I'd impress them a bit (but not too much) and score a few more points.  I made three or four turns and then fell flat on my face.  It was a pretty spectacular fall.

The girls skied down to where I was, and they were both fantastic skiers.  They stuck with us for the rest of the run, but when we got to the bottom, they made a lame excuse and got out of dodge.  Apparently skiing ability was at the top of their qualifications for a man.

It was pretty embarrassing, and yet I was proud that I took a chance.  I guess my point is this...

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Wow.  If you were a bunny rabbit I'd so patronize you for that.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I love how the definion of "edit reasons" has shifted to "humorous postscript."

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I love how most message boards (but not this one) would not even have allowed you to post that.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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cutnshut said:

theres a man who rides around cambridge on his bike with no clothes on, always has a radio strapped to the back of it.

 

BZZZT!

Wrong, guess again.

I said one of my fellow citizens from the past. C'mon guys, if you didn't skip physics at school, this should be easy.

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So what's the weather like in Syracuse?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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hahah I fell like WESHALLPRESERVE :P

a bit windy luckily :D in the last weeks we've been suffocating, but you know, can't expect anything else in the summer from this place. people are fearing august now

thumbs up to C3PX for having attended physics and remembering that important principle! have a granita:

 

and Shonzie thought I was a redneck! lol :P

Shonzie said:

Just watch out for mistakes you make when you're drunk.  They may have very long last consequences for you, the girl, and any kids that may spring up in the middle of it.  There are mistakes, and then there are mistakes.

I can almost hear "Dueling Banjos"

 (no offence intended to southerners, obviously, I'm a southerner myself!)

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Just found out that there is a McGregor in the family tree,

 

from the last century

 

 

 

you never know...

 

Bingowings said: Do you want to see the project finished as a playable film or a flick book?

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well hes been riding around for years so physically he was doing it in the past.

I think i deserve at least an ice lolly - no one else even mentioned they had someone who goes out in public nude in their town/city!

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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i dont want a popsicle that looks like a giant cock....

 

thanks very much..

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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Leonardo said:

hahah I fell like WESHALLPRESERVE :P

a bit windy luckily :D in the last weeks we've been suffocating, but you know, can't expect anything else in the summer from this place. people are fearing august now

thumbs up to C3PX for having attended physics and remembering that important principle! have a granita:

 

and Shonzie thought I was a redneck! lol :P

Shonzie said:

Just watch out for mistakes you make when you're drunk.  They may have very long last consequences for you, the girl, and any kids that may spring up in the middle of it.  There are mistakes, and then there are mistakes.

I can almost hear "Dueling Banjos"

 (no offence intended to southerners, obviously, I'm a southerner myself!)

What?  Dueling Banjos would be appropriate if I had said... "consequences for you, the girl or guy or whatever, and any kidlings that may be fixin' to spring up..." 

I think people of all presuasions are likely to conceive life changing (ruining) mistakes when they're horny and drunk.  I'm equal opportunity like that.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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What?  Dueling Banjos would be appropriate if I had said... "consequences for you, the girl or guy or whatever, and any kidlings that may be fixin' to spring up..." 

I think people of all presuasions are likely to conceive life changing (ruining) mistakes when they're horny and drunk.  I'm equal opportunity like that.

Then sorry, it was just my stereotyping mind again. Yes, Frink, you can haz "Stereotyping mind" as a lurker name suggestion...

Still, that song is so catchy (which reminds me I haven't seen "Deliverance" yet), and it seems like the appropriate tune this hot summer... Wakka wakka my ass! :P

And anyway, just what are the odds of a really dramatic change in someone's life just as a result of alchohol and a night of sex? And I do mean DRAMATIC change. I mean, if you somehow end up getting married with some kind of a hideous beast you can always divorce, run away, or both, or many other possible solutions that escape me right now. The only thing you can't escape, well, is the grim reaper... And that don't worry me a bit!