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The Empire is a bit strapped for cash since the destruction of the Death Star

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The story was linked from a different site in off-topic, and they went with...

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"The Empire Strikes Bank"

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This is epic.

Darth Vader "Hand over your cash"

Bank Guy "Why? That gun is probably as fake as your costume"

Darth Vader "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

 

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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At least the robber dressed up as someone who is supposed to be scary.  Imagine being robbed by Jar Jar Binks!

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I live about two towns away from Setauket.  My brother-in-law saw the article, showed it to my sister and said "Have you seen your brother lately?"

My outlook on life - we’re all on the Hindenburg anyway…no point fighting over the window seat.

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I saw this story on Fox News the other day.

I'm not condoning bank robbery, but I love that the guy committed to the whole costume, instead of just the mask.
:-P

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Sluggo said:

At least the robber dressed up as someone who is supposed to be scary.  Imagine being robbed by Jar Jar Binks!

I wouldn't press charges. I would say "Sorry, I didn't get a good look at the guy."

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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He looks so wrong in that suit that its gotta be Hayden.

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Well he hasn't gotten many acting jobs since the PT, must be in need of cash.

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Mielr said:

I saw this story on Fox News the other day.

I'm not condoning bank robbery, but I love that the guy committed to the whole costume, instead of just the mask.
:-P

Look closer...

...those aren't the pants you're looking for.

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TV's Frink said:


Look closer...

...those aren't the pants you're looking for.

Ha! I didn't notice that. Well- he had the cape anyway, which in theory could have made a get-away more difficult. ;-)

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What ever happened to inconspicuous?

 

What’s next then Han Solo and Chewie robbing a bank.

 

EyeShotFirst said:

This is epic.

Darth Vader "Hand over your cash"

Bank Guy "Why? That gun is probably as fake as your costume"

Darth Vader "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

 

 

It’s hard to say if the handgun is fake or real? I wouldn’t chance it to find out.

 

You don’t play hero you just hand over the money. That’s how the game is played, if you want to live to see the end of the day.

 

 

 

Only the originals from the 70mm six-track Dolby stereo Dolby format 42 will sound better on DVD/Bluray.