xhonzi said:

Leonardo-

Just watch out for mistakes you make when you're drunk. They may have very long last consequences for you, the girl, and any kids that may spring up in the middle of it. There are mistakes, and then there are mistakes.

*plays banjo*

Oh you can be sure there won't be any of that business. I don't think she likes me that much. And if she does put out, well I'm gonna run around town naked, like one of my fellow citizens from the past (a little history lesson, let's see if you can guess where I'm from :) )